Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Paul the Police Chief
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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 739

  • avataraarow
    avataraarow  3 days back

    We need more egg videos! I gotta figure out what happens to the chief and John and Douglas and the detective!!

    • Freddie Grace
      Freddie Grace  6 days back

      Any brand of tortillas that works best for this?

      • SleepyINK
        SleepyINK  1 weeks back

        This egg thing you got going on seem like some Adult swim type thing

        • frank R1
          frank R1  1 weeks back


          • Basic Pigeon
            Basic Pigeon  1 weeks back

            Is this even a cooking channel?

            • Coolguy
              Coolguy  1 weeks back

              So were just going to ignore the fact that YSAC used Hamon to chop an onion?

              • TheGodOfPez
                TheGodOfPez  1 weeks back

                This show is too good.

                • Arisha Ahmed
                  Arisha Ahmed  1 weeks back


                  • Camille Cryptid
                    Camille Cryptid  1 weeks back

                    Why am I crying over eggs? EGGS GODDAMMIT!

                    • Sans Mans
                      Sans Mans  2 weeks back

                      Ok when tf are we gonna get a finale

                      • Z K
                        Z K  2 weeks back

                        Fold the bottom first then wrap it lol

                        You suck at cooking.

                        • No One
                          No One  2 weeks back

                          was that a fucking jojo reference at 1:00

                          • Stefan Bae
                            Stefan Bae  2 weeks back

                            Where the fuck are the potatoes? Where the fuck is the chorizo/bacon/sausage? Why does it have to be vegetarian or morbidly unhealthy instead of both. Dont you ever try to tell me I suck at cooking you pasty uncultured fuck

                            • Slider drago
                              Slider drago  2 weeks back

                              I enjoy the show but you do suck at cooking

                              • nyla elise
                                nyla elise  2 weeks back

                                I don’t give a care

                                • Mnct1001
                                  Mnct1001  2 weeks back

                                  I have never seen anyone cut up an avocado that way...but the burrito looks really delicious👌

                                  • Something Good
                                    Something Good  2 weeks back

                                    You're one of the creative youtubers like Niga Higa and i appreciate that.

                                    • Retro Gracz
                                      Retro Gracz  2 weeks back

                                      Let's all appreciate how much work went into this video.

                                      • SeeburgMusic
                                        SeeburgMusic  3 weeks back

                                        That burrito looks like a lot of fuckin work. Grab a tortilla, slap on some buttered and salted scrambled eggs, a few slices of bacon, shredded cheddar out of a bag from Giant, maybe a little hot sauce and onion powder if you want... wrap it, eat it, good night. 15 minutes total. This clown has two pans on the stove already just cooking onions for something that will take 1 minute to eat.

                                        • Agung Prastistha Surya
                                          Agung Prastistha Surya  3 weeks back


                                          Sounds like HL scientist.

                                          • Imam Prabowo
                                            Imam Prabowo  4 weeks back

                                            Ripple huh, _HAMON_

                                            • xXprogamingXx Plays
                                              xXprogamingXx Plays  4 weeks back

                                              The eggdrama is so eggcelent

                                              • Proser
                                                Proser  4 weeks back

                                                howtobasic 3

                                                • MikebobGaming
                                                  MikebobGaming  4 weeks back

                                                  you need to finish this egg story homeboy

                                                  • J’Aabi Joestar
                                                    J’Aabi Joestar  4 weeks back

                                                    My man used Harmon to chop. 👏👏👏

                                                  • SANGEETA SHARMA
                                                    SANGEETA SHARMA  1 months back

                                                    joHn..... *Chef John*

                                                    • Ann Jacang
                                                      Ann Jacang  1 months back

                                                      The twists on the story is really hableblebleble!

                                                      • nikster days
                                                        nikster days  1 months back

                                                        Wait.... Ripple chop??? A-A HA-HAMON MASTER I SEE!!!!

                                                        • Merly Villanueva
                                                          Merly Villanueva  1 months back

                                                          Yoooooooooooo you GOTTA have a coooooookbooooooooook

                                                          • Luciferslut Lmao
                                                            Luciferslut Lmao  1 months back

                                                            The way you peeled the avocado 🥑 dope

                                                            • Hey Mama
                                                              Hey Mama  1 months back


                                                              *ah shit here we go again*

                                                              • Pudds :D
                                                                Pudds :D  1 months back


                                                                • Taylor Lundquist
                                                                  Taylor Lundquist  1 months back

                                                                  If you added chorizo, that stuff would be like cocaine. Addictive

                                                                  • Revatix
                                                                    Revatix  1 months back

                                                                    Every mexican knows breakfast burritos are better with flour tortilla, not corn.

                                                                    • Lorraine Sasha Duran Beduschi

                                                                      Pls I want more eggpisodes :(

                                                                      • Jim Jong Jung
                                                                        Jim Jong Jung  1 months back

                                                                        How can you leave us on a cliffhanger like that.

                                                                        • Daniel Clemente
                                                                          Daniel Clemente  2 months back

                                                                          1:08 and let's open the avocado in the worst fucking way ever, because you know, first world problems...

                                                                          • Ese1Pac
                                                                            Ese1Pac  2 months back

                                                                            The ONLY good breakfast burrito is made out of eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, hash brown, and a LITTLE bit of cheese 😩😩😩
                                                                            Plus the tortilla ofc

                                                                            • Nadhif Allendra
                                                                              Nadhif Allendra  2 months back

                                                                              Ive been looking for another egg series

                                                                              • Zellace
                                                                                Zellace  2 months back

                                                                                Omg!Mexican shaurma!

                                                                                • Wet Water
                                                                                  Wet Water  2 months back

                                                                                  “He went that way.” How did Chief know where to go?

                                                                                  • Neptune
                                                                                    Neptune  2 months back

                                                                                    why does he have mini props for the eggs.. so many miny sized egg props.. are you hiding something from us?

                                                                                    • M3L TM
                                                                                      M3L TM  2 months back

                                                                                      Tf happens to the rest of the series

                                                                                      • Taichi Yoshida
                                                                                        Taichi Yoshida  2 months back

                                                                                        WHERE THE HELL IS THE NEXT EPISODE

                                                                                        • David Massey
                                                                                          David Massey  2 months back

                                                                                          Eggsxactly the kind of show I need.
                                                                                          This hard boiled crime drama can't be beaten. My brain is fried... And scrambled

                                                                                          • boom91602able
                                                                                            boom91602able  2 months back

                                                                                            Once you eat a burrito without sour cream and find out you can actually taste your burrito. Is the day you start asking for no sour cream on your burrito at taco bell.

                                                                                            • FreeMasonMan
                                                                                              FreeMasonMan  2 months back

                                                                                              Man this was a weird video to find while tripping

                                                                                              • JamieIsMyNameOrIsIt
                                                                                                JamieIsMyNameOrIsIt  2 months back

                                                                                                anyone else skip over the egg scenes?