Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.

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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 691

  • Birb Man
    Birb Man  4 hours back

    Please make more breakfast

    • densch123
      densch123  11 hours back

      the egg crime drama is one of many reasons why I jsut cant stop watchin this! :O

      • kriso1997
        kriso1997  1 days back


        • M M
          M M  3 days back

          How long until the next egg episode?

          • Udit Raizada
            Udit Raizada  3 days back

            I am your no.1 fan.

            • Conechiwa7
              Conechiwa7  3 days back


              • KeelanCathey KDT
                KeelanCathey KDT  4 days back

                Comment section: invested in eggs 95%
                How did I get her 0%
                Who's the 5%

                • suicide 101
                  suicide 101  4 days back

                  Imagen making a movies about eggs

                  • NEIN xD
                    NEIN xD  6 days back

                    0:58 ripple Chop is that a jojo refference ?

                    • John Pappalardo
                      John Pappalardo  6 days back

                      I wonder how he staged the sets and did the lighting for the egg series. Very impressive work

                      • Hannah Thompson
                        Hannah Thompson  6 days back

                        When a cooking show on YouTube with random cuts to a homemade series starring eggs is better than any crime drama on TV.

                        • narutoshuuppeeden
                          narutoshuuppeeden  1 weeks back

                          That burrito looks terrible

                          • MessitUPguy
                            MessitUPguy  2 weeks back

                            Wow masterpiece 🙌

                            • Lester Rodriguez
                              Lester Rodriguez  2 weeks back

                              The egg storys are great

                              • commander sus Gunner
                                commander sus Gunner  2 weeks back

                                That criminal needs to stop making eggscuses

                                • commander sus Gunner
                                  commander sus Gunner  2 weeks back

                                  Rotten eggs

                                  • colt bolt
                                    colt bolt  2 weeks back

                                    The longest hiatus

                                    • CoolNate 38
                                      CoolNate 38  2 weeks back

                                      How tf is this egg csi movie so amazing

                                      • Mo2
                                        Mo2  2 weeks back

                                        This video could’ve been done in 30 seconds if it wasn’t for the law and order of eggs
                                        Can’t wait for season 2

                                        • SUPERPOTATO
                                          SUPERPOTATO  2 weeks back

                                          he used hamon to cut the green onion

                                          • GrayPans
                                            GrayPans  2 weeks back

                                            This is epic

                                            • Mr. Frisky
                                              Mr. Frisky  2 weeks back

                                              He peeled it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                              • Mr. Frisky
                                                Mr. Frisky  2 weeks back

                                                The way he cut the avocado😂😂😂

                                                • Vhen Mhykel Villacortes

                                                  John Marston and Jack Morgans

                                                  • Kim-Jong-Kenny
                                                    Kim-Jong-Kenny  2 weeks back

                                                    The plot is actually really good wtf...

                                                    • Faruq /#_#/
                                                      Faruq /#_#/  2 weeks back

                                                      The egg drama is top notch

                                                      • Dane Barrett
                                                        Dane Barrett  2 weeks back

                                                        I watched the first half of the Dune movie earlier tonite. This was better.

                                                        • Dane Barrett
                                                          Dane Barrett  2 weeks back

                                                          Law and Order:OVA.

                                                          • Nathan Hawks
                                                            Nathan Hawks  3 weeks back

                                                            You suck at egg skits but you kick ass at cooking videos :)

                                                            • Николай Русев

                                                              Part 5 never

                                                              • Khorshid Alam
                                                                Khorshid Alam  3 weeks back

                                                                The moment you realize that eggs are more interesting then your life.

                                                                • 2much4Borealis :3
                                                                  2much4Borealis :3  3 weeks back

                                                                  WE NEED MORE EPISODES!!!!!!!!😖😖😆😆😆😆

                                                                  • Jacob 46645
                                                                    Jacob 46645  3 weeks back


                                                                    • Daniel
                                                                      Daniel  3 weeks back

                                                                      "You killed them?"
                                                                      " we were all gonna die anyway"

                                                                      *Best* *homocide* *excuse* *ever*

                                                                      • Michal Bezděk
                                                                        Michal Bezděk  3 weeks back

                                                                        Better then normal crime dramas

                                                                        • Isn't that illegal?
                                                                          Isn't that illegal?  3 weeks back

                                                                          I dont know what this is but I'm hooked

                                                                          • Mina R
                                                                            Mina R  4 weeks back

                                                                            These shorts with the eggs could are like something we would see on adult swim, lmao.

                                                                            • Puppeteers/GTA 5 Roleplays

                                                                              1:45 your welcome

                                                                              • Michelle Higginbotham
                                                                                Michelle Higginbotham  1 months back

                                                                                No no no. Where are you from? This is not a breakfast burrito. I am a first generation Mexican living in Cali and no this is not a breakfast burrito. This has to have a protein like bacon or sausage, eggs, potatoes, onions and lots of salsa to put on it. No not a breakfast burrito

                                                                                • Lord Wonna
                                                                                  Lord Wonna  2 weeks back

                                                                                  it is a breakfast burrito

                                                                              • 🍵🌹Banana Milk🌹🍵

                                                                                Is ready to commit an egg murder

                                                                                • Bryant Rodriguez
                                                                                  Bryant Rodriguez  1 months back

                                                                                  I dare say that was.. .. Eggcellent

                                                                                  • Justin Xin
                                                                                    Justin Xin  1 months back

                                                                                    3:17 he deserves an award for the transition in the music

                                                                                    • NW3D
                                                                                      NW3D  1 months back


                                                                                      • Demonetization without representation

                                                                                        Thank you

                                                                                        • Chris L
                                                                                          Chris L  1 months back

                                                                                          Now that's what I call a cliffhanger, I can't wait to find out what happens next!!

                                                                                          • Mz Mulatto
                                                                                            Mz Mulatto  2 months back

                                                                                            You are amazing. He teaches me to cook, he makes me laugh...AMD now a mini movie oh yea I love you lol someone give this man a show like something weird like back in the day MTV had this show called liquid television

                                                                                            • mr buscemi
                                                                                              mr buscemi  2 months back

                                                                                              watching this at 4am...

                                                                                              • M O M O S F R E I N D
                                                                                                M O M O S F R E I N D  2 months back

                                                                                                wow this got dark