Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published: 21 September 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.

    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”

    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.

    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.

    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.

    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.

    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.

    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.

    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.

    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 years back

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    • Anonymuse
      Anonymuse  7 hours back

      Be careful asking for noods, you might get sent blue waffles instead.

    • U N K N O W N G U Y
      U N K N O W N G U Y  2 weeks back

      I hab big bubz and not hairy pussy and me hav thic ass

      Do you want to see them :)))))))

    • The homeless cannoli
      The homeless cannoli  2 weeks back

      *has pink guy flashbacks*

    • Austiiee
      Austiiee  2 weeks back

      Instructions unclear; I got spaghetti stuck in my ceiling fan.

    • 6String Ronin
      6String Ronin  3 weeks back

      Good news, just today, 500 scientists told the UN we won't be dying from climate change.
      Now we have time to get good at cooking.

  • Victor Chen
    Victor Chen  4 hours back

    The beginning is so true though

    • Nelma Memic
      Nelma Memic  5 hours back

      Im yelling

      • Depressed Queen
        Depressed Queen  16 hours back

        *yay education! :D*

        • Angela
          Angela  1 days back

          broke college people crying

          ramen: no worries buddy! I got your back!

          • Connor Miller
            Connor Miller  2 days back

            I can’t believe I’m actually using this instead of following an actual recipe

            • Anisah Nazario
              Anisah Nazario  2 days back

              you sound like bob belcher

              • oFriskyPanda
                oFriskyPanda  2 days back

                You try to be funny... but really you’re not...

                • Rogue Gamer
                  Rogue Gamer  2 days back

                  His underwear is a thong

                  • Nate Mariner
                    Nate Mariner  2 days back

                    Does anyone know what he looks like

                    • Arin
                      Arin  2 days back

                      Is no one talking about how at the end of his ramen speech, he said ramen instead of amen

                      • Hermaxs
                        Hermaxs  2 days back

                        who else thinks of that bowl scp?

                        • Madison Stark
                          Madison Stark  2 days back

                          Or you can just eat it raw

                          • thezasw
                            thezasw  3 days back

                            Don't not get out of bed.

                            • Alexander Kuruvilla Kalarickal

                              Man this is some entertaining stuff!!..keep up the good work!!

                              • Skeleton3713
                                Skeleton3713  3 days back

                                I know I’m just 14, but I’m definitely going to use this

                                • M. WILLIAMS
                                  M. WILLIAMS  3 days back

                                  عظمه نيييييييييييييك

                                  • honkfathermax
                                    honkfathermax  4 days back

                                    made the hangover ramen but I used microwaved bacon chunks instead and a bunch of mature cheddar, this is damn good im surprised

                                    • Shaun Leddy
                                      Shaun Leddy  4 days back

                                      Ha ha.

                                      • ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ

                                        You can also snort dry noodles.

                                        • •Laurelei Wolf•
                                          •Laurelei Wolf•  4 days back

                                          I used to watch this all the time when I was younger but then I stopped
                                          Idk why tho

                                          • Supreme KingOwl
                                            Supreme KingOwl  1 days back

                                            •Laurelei Wolf• he never uploaded consistently so I forget about his channel too

                                        • Hay Magic
                                          Hay Magic  5 days back

                                          YSAC, that paragraph at the bottom of the description hurt me deep inside. Are you okay. Buddy.

                                          • IG: ohhitznene
                                            IG: ohhitznene  5 days back

                                            what a friendly channel name. lol

                                            • anu ii
                                              anu ii  6 days back

                                              im gonna boil noodles in milk now

                                              • Queenkitty 110
                                                Queenkitty 110  6 days back

                                                Only thing is I am a homeschool student
                                                Ramen is life when your mom won’t cook for you

                                                • Monster
                                                  Monster  1 weeks back

                                                  Made some combination of hangover and steak ramen for dinner, combating wabs with the power of a teaspoon of beef gravy granules to hide the fact I forgot to buy the steak. 10/10, artery cement.

                                                  • GameSeekr041 Contreras
                                                    GameSeekr041 Contreras  1 weeks back

                                                    Soft chickpeas are the best

                                                    • penguins can fly
                                                      penguins can fly  1 weeks back

                                                      I've lost all hope in humanity

                                                      • catlover4ever
                                                        catlover4ever  1 weeks back

                                                        wow i really thought this was gonna be a regular simple ramen recipe, not a whole roast session too.

                                                        and i waited like a year to watch this

                                                        • Deviant Sapien
                                                          Deviant Sapien  1 weeks back

                                                          millennials are losers

                                                          • SLEEPY_ HEAD
                                                            SLEEPY_ HEAD  1 weeks back

                                                            *I a m o f f e n d e d*

                                                            • water sheep
                                                              water sheep  1 weeks back

                                                              This is besically a howtobasic but with voice

                                                              • Maxi Garcia rivas
                                                                Maxi Garcia rivas  1 weeks back

                                                                Are you that "binging with babish" guy?

                                                                • David M
                                                                  David M  1 weeks back

                                                                  Yeah climate change, we should start eating babies right away

                                                                  • nnnnnnnnnine
                                                                    nnnnnnnnnine  1 weeks back

                                                                    Lmao....this video made me go back to reading books

                                                                    • Mr. Skeltal
                                                                      Mr. Skeltal  1 weeks back

                                                                      4:03 We have the same rug omg

                                                                      • Alecchi0814
                                                                        Alecchi0814  1 weeks back

                                                                        0:40 The kernels from the slam poetry popcorn video (episode 55) are still there...

                                                                        • Christopher Dennis
                                                                          Christopher Dennis  1 weeks back

                                                                          When is he gonna ferment icecream

                                                                          • Jessica A.
                                                                            Jessica A.  1 weeks back

                                                                            I am halfway in love with this guy and I don't even know his name

                                                                            • I v a n !
                                                                              I v a n !  1 weeks back

                                                                              *how to feed your self unhealthy*

                                                                              Yeah actually YOU suck

                                                                              • Adem Sofilić
                                                                                Adem Sofilić  1 weeks back

                                                                                " According to the internet you're required to survive off this stuff. So you can save money - by sacrificing your health, while accumulating debt for a degree you won't use for a job that will be done by robots by the time you don't graduate because you realize you're in the wrong program two years too late, but it doesn't matter because climate change is gonna destroy us all. Yay education 😃 "
                                                                                This guy. 😂

                                                                                • Hannah Sykes
                                                                                  Hannah Sykes  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Why do you low key sound like bob from bobs burgers

                                                                                  • Tanya Dubey
                                                                                    Tanya Dubey  1 weeks back

                                                                                    THE “RAMEN” HAD ME DEAD

                                                                                    • Olivia.V
                                                                                      Olivia.V  2 weeks back

                                                                                      the intro actually stressed me out sm holy shit

                                                                                      • Daniel RQ
                                                                                        Daniel RQ  2 weeks back

                                                                                        2:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                                        • A e S t H e T i C S o P h I a

                                                                                          This guy sounds like my middle school history teacher.

                                                                                          • *M I K A*
                                                                                            *M I K A*  2 weeks back

                                                                                            Anyone else crying in instant noodle?

                                                                                            • Cherry Kook
                                                                                              Cherry Kook  2 weeks back

                                                                                              5:09 rAMEN