3 Bangin' Coleslaws - You Suck at Cooking (episode 84)

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    Bangin' Coleslaw #1
    ½ cup mayo (full fat!! Not ½ fat, not Blerical Trip)
    1 tablespoon lime
    A pinch of salt
    A phluck ton of pepper pepper pepper
    7 cups chopped cabbage, green and Napa, or just green.
    Add salt and pepper to taste

    Bangin Coleslaw #2
    ⅓ cup olive oil
    ⅓ cup cide vinegar
    ⅓ cup dijon
    Pinch of salt
    2 cups shredded carrots
    5 cups of assorted or singular cabbage
    Add salt and pepper to taste
    With my cabbages I found the red cabbage to be more bitter, so take that into consideration

    Bangin' Coleslaw #3
    1 cup greek yogurt
    2 tablespoons lime
    2 teaspoons honey
    7 cups chopped cabbage
    1 apple sliced into cabbage
    ⅓ cup chopped dried cranberries (the normal chewy ones, not the ones from the health food store that have an essay on the back about how much better they are than regular dried cranberries but they taste like dried apple. Use The People's dried cranberries).
    Add lime and salt to taste.

    With my cabbages I found the red cabbage more bitter than the green, but I dunno if that's a cabbage thing or a ripeness thing. Taste it out. Good luck.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   9 months back

    Tweet your love or hate of coleslaw: https://ctt.ec/f0qLp
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    • Jen Sanaa
      Jen Sanaa  4 months back

      I love coleslaw

    • Justin Cognito
      Justin Cognito  8 months back

      Fucking, hands down, best one yet! Or "bangin" should I say. Thank you, I laughed my ass off.

    • manictiger
      manictiger  8 months back

      @North Bound It's an ultra-manual wang jangler. It can be differentiated by the lack of twirly-knob that other manual wang janglers have.

    • MISTER KLAVRIK
      MISTER KLAVRIK  8 months back

      1st о боевик

  • TheSingularity
    TheSingularity  7 hours back

    You're right, I would bang all of these coleslaws.

    • rigdigwus
      rigdigwus  4 days back

      coleslaw is disgusting in every way possible, no way to make it any good

      • MJ's little apple head

        I used to like coleslaw when I was younger now I am older and depressed and don't love myself that explains a lot

        • patorikkudozzu
          patorikkudozzu  2 weeks back

          I'm not a fan of sweet coleslaw. I like it spicy and vinegary. It goes well with fatty ribs and other BBQ.

          • Stitchpuppy01
            Stitchpuppy01  2 weeks back

            coleslaw is only acceptable on pulled pork. Come at me.

            • Myron Hewski
              Myron Hewski  2 weeks back

              I’m gonna send you a bottle of Tilex for Christmas

              • Jonathan Crowther
                Jonathan Crowther  2 weeks back

                1:40 Number 15,

                • Sebastian Ogan
                  Sebastian Ogan  3 weeks back

                  I'm so glad that he covered RCT. I didn't realize that my own RCT came from BCE and now I'm willing to try this out.

                  • Jenny HdZ
                    Jenny HdZ  3 weeks back

                    Use some of that money I spent buying your book to clean your bath grout. That's nasty.

                    • Max Azoff
                      Max Azoff  3 weeks back

                      I can't be your friend?

                      • Little Green Ghouls
                        Little Green Ghouls  3 weeks back

                        If how to basic was actually a real tutorial channel

                        • 86Corvus
                          86Corvus  3 weeks back

                          You have black mold. Its toxic.

                          • Woman of Substance
                            Woman of Substance  4 weeks back

                            Actually, I made two slaws yesterday; a green one, fairly traditional, and a red cabbage/raw beet slaw with a sweet/tart vinaigrette. Pretty good.

                            • eek pig
                              eek pig  4 weeks back

                              I’m watching on my toilet

                              • lian invidiado
                                lian invidiado  1 months back

                                ive been watching your video i must admit that you are genius and funny. Also talented.

                                • Yinzer Steel
                                  Yinzer Steel  1 months back

                                  "Spherical Blip" - there's the band name I've been looking for.

                                  • I hAtE sNaKeU
                                    I hAtE sNaKeU  1 months back

                                    Coleslaw love is self love


                                    Well shit, then i really fucking hate coleslaw--

                                    • makaan1932
                                      makaan1932  1 months back

                                      are your hands glowing red in the dark too or just during day?

                                      • Dr. Pepper Official
                                        Dr. Pepper Official  1 months back

                                        I still can’t figure out what spherical blip means

                                        • LucarioYoutubes 36
                                          LucarioYoutubes 36  1 months back

                                          I don’t like coleslaw (Probbaly because of the overly creamy “coleslaw”) I need to try one of these

                                          • Kalina Shupeva
                                            Kalina Shupeva  1 months back

                                            What is that disgusting coleslaw in the beginning da faaak. So, here is how I make it and its perfect every time. Make it like the second recipe, you can only use normal cabbage and carrot. Cut the cabbage and shred the carrot , and then , by using your hands , you start mixing and crushing the salat a bit so a little water comes out, it makes it relly tender and delicious. Forget about mayo and fatty dressings, use olive oil or whatever oil you like , apple vinegar and salt . Thats it. Perfection my dudes.

                                            • James Pigeon馬原
                                              James Pigeon馬原  2 months back

                                              He’s the Sam o nella of cooking

                                              • Koo Jing Yong
                                                Koo Jing Yong  2 months back

                                                I hate veggies in particular but i gotta say, that last Coleslaw is BANGIN!

                                                Probs due to the excessive raisins and apples I put in (almost double those so I'm pretty sure its a salad at that point tho)

                                                • Dr LoHertz
                                                  Dr LoHertz  2 months back

                                                  who knew, the plural of cabbage was cabbageae? Thank you YSAC

                                                  • Emma
                                                    Emma  2 months back

                                                    Can I just talk about how he referenced an old kale humbling video, like I love how many layers there are in his videos

                                                    • mezxv
                                                      mezxv  2 months back

                                                      Being a bathtub reglazer.... I couldnt help but notice that you need to scrape off that black crap mimicking silicone and replace it ASAP! Use tape for a clean line

                                                      • Emma D.
                                                        Emma D.  2 months back

                                                        2:25
                                                        Okay, time to bang some cabbage I guess

                                                        • Muzzle Flash
                                                          Muzzle Flash  2 months back

                                                          Hi Yousuck, i just watched your video for the 1st time and subscribed about 2 mins in. The Coleslaw vid makes cooking fun again! I like the twists and comedy. Much better and actually easier to learn from than boring cooking people doing the same old crap in a different apron 😃

                                                          Thankyou Kindly

                                                          • Piper Woods
                                                            Piper Woods  2 months back

                                                            I don't like cabbage
                                                            And I also don't like myself
                                                            So the facts in this video are definitely 100% correct

                                                          • Lalalal Llalalal
                                                            Lalalal Llalalal  2 months back

                                                            No thanks, I’ll take a coleslaw home.

                                                            • Insufferable Bonk
                                                              Insufferable Bonk  2 months back

                                                              cabbage is the best vegetable

                                                              • Martyn Haro
                                                                Martyn Haro  2 months back

                                                                Your like binging with babish with a little bit of howtobasic

                                                                • G_MIXES AJL
                                                                  G_MIXES AJL  2 months back

                                                                  I love coleslaw but I hate apple cider vinegar. Distilled vinegar all the way

                                                                  • Learning Again
                                                                    Learning Again  2 months back

                                                                    I put cabbage in a sandwich mistaking it for lettuce when I was younger. Wasn't a good experience and what made it worse was that I ate half of it before realising something was wrong.

                                                                    • kim
                                                                      kim  2 months back

                                                                      lmaoo

                                                                  • Jenny Strömberg
                                                                    Jenny Strömberg  2 months back

                                                                    Something I think work is kinda the fist one, but you use sour cream and mayo, also carrot and onion as well. Never forget salt and pepper.

                                                                    • 9567 Gamer
                                                                      9567 Gamer  2 months back

                                                                      When you realize the bad coleslaws are probably made by him

                                                                      • BigSmooth
                                                                        BigSmooth  2 months back

                                                                        I didn’t expect to be attacked like this today

                                                                        • BLAK BEAR EDITZ
                                                                          BLAK BEAR EDITZ  2 months back

                                                                          (throws kale) YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL

                                                                          • Queen Tarra Quiday
                                                                            Queen Tarra Quiday  2 months back

                                                                            why am I so in love with your hands, voice , humor and cooking skills?🤧

                                                                            • Maximum Force
                                                                              Maximum Force  2 months back

                                                                              How are you still alive. Unless every episode is in a diffrent timeline

                                                                              • Evan Kwong
                                                                                Evan Kwong  2 months back

                                                                                Ah, so that's why I hate coleslaw.

                                                                                • FaKe shadow
                                                                                  FaKe shadow  2 months back

                                                                                  I love coleslaw but it has to be dry

                                                                                  • Wolf Clan Nation
                                                                                    Wolf Clan Nation  2 months back

                                                                                    Will the coleslaw bang me though?

                                                                                    • Dan Zhang
                                                                                      Dan Zhang  2 months back

                                                                                      1:13 "Alcohol, Taxes, Courage"

                                                                                      • Davey Blue Eyes
                                                                                        Davey Blue Eyes  2 months back

                                                                                        It's been called KFC cole slaw you know ass splatter.

                                                                                        • Vally
                                                                                          Vally  2 months back

                                                                                          The plebians in the comments who haven't had/can't make good coleslaw....

                                                                                          • Thomas fan 1945
                                                                                            Thomas fan 1945  2 months back

                                                                                            I’m more of a macaroni salad kinda guy myself