Tortilla Pizza - You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

  • Published: 02 March 2017
  • Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich.
    Use parchment paper or non stick spray.
    Slap down a tortilla shell with intention.
    Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness.
    Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion.
    Add various ingredients with indifference.
    Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics.
    Cool until you are out of danger.
    Eat until the pizza is gone.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
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Comments • 4 677

  • AbbyGail McCamey
    AbbyGail McCamey  3 days back

    I’m legit upset at you kicking the robot out so I couldn’t laugh at your funniness 😂

    • Dabaron Da Fox
      Dabaron Da Fox  6 days back

      I'm crying

      • Joeph Rafael
        Joeph Rafael  1 weeks back

        I used to be so annoyed watching Pimblokto cook, but this episode changed it :(

        • ImNotFunny
          ImNotFunny  1 weeks back

          his neighbors must think he's insane

          • M4dsi
            M4dsi  1 weeks back

            When he said “I made it for you” it made me sad :(

            • DrewmanchuV8
              DrewmanchuV8  1 weeks back

              Ngl he’s gotten better at cooking

              • Dreamy Cat
                Dreamy Cat  1 weeks back

                What the hell is all purpose flour

                • I'mWatchingYou Ppl
                  I'mWatchingYou Ppl  1 weeks back

                  Funny...and tasty.

                  • Starllet Nixie
                    Starllet Nixie  1 weeks back

                    I just noticed that I have the same bag as pimblocto.

                    • Nicole Q
                      Nicole Q  1 weeks back

                      I do the same thing except I just put it on a pan until the cheese melts

                      • Doggo 360
                        Doggo 360  2 weeks back

                        I actually feel sad about the robot

                        • Soonyay
                          Soonyay  2 weeks back

                          The sped up chopping... The Sims anyone?

                          • Hades from Hell
                            Hades from Hell  2 weeks back

                            yeah, take that shreded cheese and shred it again.

                            Good job,everybody!

                            • Gamer Doodle Bob
                              Gamer Doodle Bob  2 weeks back

                              We should bring him back

                              • timnshellyo
                                timnshellyo  2 weeks back

                                seriously tho a margherita pizza like this would smackaroo

                                • Zyrokke is the best
                                  Zyrokke is the best  2 weeks back

                                  BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOO! BRING HIM BACK! BOOOOOO!

                                  • Anna G
                                    Anna G  2 weeks back

                                    5:45 excuse you. Pizza tastes best at lava level

                                    • Kyoko Chan
                                      Kyoko Chan  2 weeks back

                                      ;-; why are you being rude to plimblocto ;-; (idk how to spell his name ;-;-;;-;-;-;-;——)

                                      • mabeliita
                                        mabeliita  2 weeks back

                                        Pinblokto had good intentions you a** 😖😢

                                        • Manda Pierce
                                          Manda Pierce  2 weeks back

                                          I came back to see Pimblokto because of the feels...
                                          The “craft supplies” shot gets me, every-freaking-time.

                                          • dakkalti
                                            dakkalti  3 weeks back

                                            Nooo Pimbalokto...come back!

                                            • MTF Captain
                                              MTF Captain  3 weeks back

                                              Fun Fact : I Actually Have One Of The Pimblokto's Hand.

                                              • Thanh Phan
                                                Thanh Phan  3 weeks back

                                                F for blocto

                                                • For Sure
                                                  For Sure  3 weeks back

                                                  :((( he deserves better :(

                                                  • KasaKat Animates
                                                    KasaKat Animates  3 weeks back

                                                    This is the type of shit a girl on their period cries to

                                                    • Ren
                                                      Ren  3 weeks back

                                                      Crying inside and outside
                                                      PEMBLOCTO NOOOOOOOO

                                                      • Life of a Fat Man
                                                        Life of a Fat Man  3 weeks back

                                                        Poor Pimblokto 😥

                                                        • Shaun Madigan
                                                          Shaun Madigan  4 weeks back

                                                          Poor pin block doh :(

                                                          • Mark Chapman
                                                            Mark Chapman  4 weeks back

                                                            I went to a supposedly high quality pizza place with a group recently, and the organiser said later how great the pizzas were. I replied that, while the crust was quite good, the toppings were pretty scanty for the price, and worse, the damn base didn't even do its job. It was thin and soggy in the middle, and the toppings just fell off when I picked up a piece, the scantiness extending to the cheese as well. I will certainly give this approach* a try soon!

                                                            * Not including being heartless toward a poor, well-meaning AI!

                                                            • Connor
                                                              Connor  4 weeks back

                                                              omg, this robot is so sad

                                                              why he is saying onion instead of oven?

                                                            • Resonated Dreams
                                                              Resonated Dreams  4 weeks back


                                                              • E girl
                                                                E girl  4 weeks back

                                                                Robots making dinner for my grandkids in 2078 like:

                                                                • Twinkie Cat.
                                                                  Twinkie Cat.  4 weeks back

                                                                  Hearing a robot say “wangjangle” is a godsend.

                                                                  • Jennie for
                                                                    Jennie for  1 months back

                                                                    Never mind what I just commented I have to watch end

                                                                    • Jennie for
                                                                      Jennie for  1 months back

                                                                      You let the robot back in now it was making the pizza for you you monster

                                                                      • Evan Fox
                                                                        Evan Fox  1 months back

                                                                        kinda kinky shit did y'all do to this robot

                                                                        • BumtheMustardMan
                                                                          BumtheMustardMan  1 months back

                                                                          >banana pepper
                                                                          lmao white people

                                                                          • the-lucky-guy -
                                                                            the-lucky-guy -  1 months back

                                                                            Wht a poor robot

                                                                            • the-lucky-guy -
                                                                              the-lucky-guy -  1 months back

                                                                              Why the robot was cooking

                                                                              • Radhika Sundaramurthy
                                                                                Radhika Sundaramurthy  1 months back

                                                                                I'm in love with his hands. So beautiful

                                                                                • Femo Unique
                                                                                  Femo Unique  1 months back

                                                                                  He sounds so normal in the video

                                                                                  • Sanjay Shahari
                                                                                    Sanjay Shahari  1 months back

                                                                                    0:45 im weak😂😂

                                                                                    • ok boomer
                                                                                      ok boomer  2 months back

                                                                                      excuse me what the fuck

                                                                                      • Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

                                                                                        i always come back to this video to cry but also the tortilla pizza looks great

                                                                                        • عبد الحميد محمد

                                                                                          Man I love you

                                                                                          • Kaan Kipyar
                                                                                            Kaan Kipyar  2 months back

                                                                                            *YOU FUCKING MONSTER*

                                                                                            • Comment Section Man
                                                                                              Comment Section Man  2 months back

                                                                                              Jokes on you, when you only have the crust left you can dip it in the dips that you got from the pizza chain. Easy.

                                                                                              • Lacoulas 555
                                                                                                Lacoulas 555  2 months back

                                                                                                You can tell he is improvising