Tortilla Pizza - You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

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  • Published: 02 March 2017
  • Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich.
    Use parchment paper or non stick spray.
    Slap down a tortilla shell with intention.
    Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness.
    Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion.
    Add various ingredients with indifference.
    Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics.
    Cool until you are out of danger.
    Eat until the pizza is gone.

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Comments • 4 591

  • 888chupacabra
    888chupacabra  1 days back

    I made this and I'm super ripped now. Holy fuck.

    • Randy Ray
      Randy Ray  3 days back

      I’ve been subscribed since 100k subs

      • Randy Ray
        Randy Ray  3 days back

        Yo u deserve more than just about 1 million subs

        • Payenda Mohammad
          Payenda Mohammad  3 days back

          Nooooo pimblocked show don't go I loved him nooo

          • Jean-François UNG
            Jean-François UNG  4 days back

            Originality

            • Justin Ayres
              Justin Ayres  4 days back

              "Can I just take a second to appreciate what an amazing invention the onion is?" 3:53

              • Lydia Watts
                Lydia Watts  5 days back

                I'm gonna cry

                • KatBread
                  KatBread  6 days back

                  I miss him I'm crying

                  • Miriam Basheer
                    Miriam Basheer  7 days back

                    I know its not real but i dislike you for kicking pimblokto out

                    • aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh
                      aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh  1 weeks back

                      you should've let pimblockto cook his fucking pizza. now he's dead. i hope you get testicular ass cancer

                      • seth .k. hahn
                        seth .k. hahn  1 weeks back

                        after watching this i was on the verge of suicide

                        • shabazz anderson
                          shabazz anderson  1 weeks back

                          Roses are red violets are blue the part you came for is 2:52

                          • Khem
                            Khem  3 days back

                            shabazz anderson no, we came for pimblockto

                        • Stuti Gangopadhyay
                          Stuti Gangopadhyay  1 weeks back

                          Listen I'm halfway through the video and don't do this to him

                          • nolls888
                            nolls888  1 weeks back

                            Finally the recognition pimblokto deserves.. was on my recommendations XD this channel deserves so much!

                          • 〰Midnight〰
                            〰Midnight〰  1 weeks back

                            😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

                            • Paladin
                              Paladin  1 weeks back

                              Anybody else crying😩😢

                              • Cityismy England
                                Cityismy England  1 weeks back

                                I eat the crust lovers pizza while I’m doin’ your mom doin’ doin’ your mom

                                • dark jonas
                                  dark jonas  2 weeks back

                                  He just wanted to help u butthole

                                  • Karma Global TV
                                    Karma Global TV  2 weeks back

                                    All the measurements you used are fucked up and my ocd is showing

                                    • Andon Novotny
                                      Andon Novotny  2 weeks back

                                      *sad robot noise*

                                      • CanadianMaple Munoz
                                        CanadianMaple Munoz  2 weeks back

                                        *I challenge you to make the legendary, p e p p e r p e p p e r p e p p e r pizza.*

                                        • mdigregorio15
                                          mdigregorio15  2 weeks back

                                          Watching him film this must have been interesting

                                          • raksh9
                                            raksh9  2 weeks back

                                            Alternate ending:

                                            Monologue continues, sad piano plays, pizza lies on board between hands.

                                            Suddenly, Pimblokto's claw bursts into the screen, between where the narrator's body would be. The claw is bloody and holding a fresh heart. The narrator screams and gags, his hands twitch and then grow still.

                                            "I just wanted to make pizza for you." Pimblokto intones. Fade to black.

                                            • Dane Barrett
                                              Dane Barrett  2 weeks back

                                              Aaaw... Poor Plimbotko! So sad!

                                              • Jaffacus
                                                Jaffacus  2 weeks back

                                                I swear those first 3 minutes are just a Bob's Burgers episode that never made it to air, it's hilarious!

                                                • Rock Paper Spirit
                                                  Rock Paper Spirit  2 weeks back

                                                  I dont even adult anymore...I just watch this. I'm not sorry.

                                                  • Aksel The Danish
                                                    Aksel The Danish  2 weeks back

                                                    Y-y-you MONSTER!

                                                    • Public Serpent
                                                      Public Serpent  2 weeks back

                                                      Why the fuck do I get genuinely sad because of that skit wtf

                                                      • Prathamesh Acharya
                                                        Prathamesh Acharya  2 weeks back

                                                        You dick!

                                                        • Corrupted Hangout
                                                          Corrupted Hangout  2 weeks back

                                                          Top ten saddest anime betrayals.

                                                          • Thomas P
                                                            Thomas P  2 weeks back

                                                            Jesus Christ first the Egg Crime Story and now this heartbreaking Pimblokto scene... Can't stop binding your videos but I almost caught up 😱

                                                            • Imperator titan: Ira
                                                              Imperator titan: Ira  2 weeks back

                                                              "sad pimblockto moment"
                                                              Me: aw tha..
                                                              "gets called out for not loving myself"
                                                              Me in tears: why you gotta hurt me like that *munches on pizzacrust*

                                                              • Giant Spiders
                                                                Giant Spiders  3 weeks back

                                                                bring back Pimblockto

                                                                • Ronin11111111
                                                                  Ronin11111111  3 weeks back

                                                                  ;(

                                                                  • Mina;- Piee
                                                                    Mina;- Piee  3 weeks back

                                                                    HE FUCKING SAID A TORTILLA SHELL. ITS JUST A TORTILLA 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ lol

                                                                    • future squidward
                                                                      future squidward  3 weeks back

                                                                      dislike for kicking him out

                                                                      • Enchanted-Geek 002
                                                                        Enchanted-Geek 002  3 weeks back

                                                                        0:45 laughed my pants off
                                                                        😂😂😂

                                                                        • little zedman
                                                                          little zedman  3 weeks back

                                                                          Man cyberpunk 2077 looks sick

                                                                          • Zoetic
                                                                            Zoetic  3 weeks back

                                                                            yoU dEserVe a ReAlly reEallY haRd spAnkinG

                                                                            • Skully Gang 100
                                                                              Skully Gang 100  3 weeks back

                                                                              GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COR!

                                                                              WHATS YOUR'S!

                                                                              • Bandit 25
                                                                                Bandit 25  3 weeks back

                                                                                *Robotic arm movement noises* and that’s what YouTube said about it

                                                                                • Anne Versace
                                                                                  Anne Versace  3 weeks back

                                                                                  THATS THE END???

                                                                                  • dreyhawk
                                                                                    dreyhawk  3 weeks back

                                                                                    🥺🥺😢

                                                                                    • Juan Castro
                                                                                      Juan Castro  3 weeks back

                                                                                      I made this, I can say is that it was fire 🔥

                                                                                      • Rebeth. ia
                                                                                        Rebeth. ia  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

                                                                                        • Tried It
                                                                                          Tried It  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Legit had to skip the sad parts. I just couldn't deal... 💔

                                                                                          • Vasil Petkovski
                                                                                            Vasil Petkovski  3 weeks back

                                                                                            "I'm too much of a lazy f**k to actually make dough..."
                                                                                            Makes dough using tiny robot hands.

                                                                                            • Im a statistic
                                                                                              Im a statistic  4 weeks back

                                                                                              I know this is fake but damn Im still pissed about him kicking out the robot