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  • Published: 17 February 2019
  • Bowser needs to organize his military or else he might be committing a war crime. Brian David Gilbert is here to help solve his hierarchy.

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Comments • 5 852

  • Xanderale
    Xanderale  13 hours back

    The Stu part had me dying. Gives me flashbacks to sunshine

    • Madd Labs
      Madd Labs  21 hours back

      This is .... just .... great.

      • Anime Weeb
        Anime Weeb  22 hours back

        Gushen

        • Zyedian
          Zyedian  1 days back

          This is WAY too good.

          • Gol Slozak
            Gol Slozak  2 days back

            6:55
            Why would Bowser fight in the Korean War??

            • Gol Slozak
              Gol Slozak  2 days back

              Are lakitue airplane bombers?
              And is the sun just a kamikaze pilot??

              • Calvin Henes
                Calvin Henes  2 days back

                Where's the pdf., Brian?
                *Where is the pdf.*

                • crazycatgirl18
                  crazycatgirl18  3 days back

                  I love twirlip

                  • William Bowles
                    William Bowles  3 days back

                    "God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished" : D
                    - BDG, 2019

                    • zes
                      zes  3 days back

                      11:55

                      • R.D. Shepard
                        R.D. Shepard  3 days back

                        I had to pause halfway through the ending musical number because I spat out water all over my keyboard and my first thought was "I don't want to miss a single genius lyric this bastard has sung"

                        • Panagiotis Tripolitsiotis

                          this is the quality content we need in youtube

                          • Kathen Daugherty
                            Kathen Daugherty  4 days back

                            Why is this in my feed now and why is it showing up as I'm getting ready for bed

                            • Jadeite Nephrite
                              Jadeite Nephrite  4 days back

                              14:00 the best part. by far.

                              • Sigmire London
                                Sigmire London  4 days back

                                anyone feel like there is a gun pointed at him?

                                • poisxn
                                  poisxn  5 days back

                                  he gives me modern family vibes and i love it

                                  • Ee Bois
                                    Ee Bois  5 days back

                                    I just noticed this but in Mario when you jump on goombas it kills them, but when they stand on each other it doesn’t hurt them?

                                    • Nintendonauts! ! !
                                      Nintendonauts! ! !  5 days back

                                      7:07

                                      The murder piano from Mario 64.

                                      Jesus that thing was scary.

                                    • Calebb
                                      Calebb  5 days back

                                      I keep coming back to this video for the stu’s

                                      • Emi K
                                        Emi K  6 days back

                                        Lyrics:
                                        The Koopa Troopas cooped up in the trenches.
                                        When you put down the Bob-oms,
                                        you pick up friendships.
                                        So open up your hearts,
                                        and let the love come gushen out.
                                        We are the Toads,
                                        We are the Goombas.
                                        (Oh oh)
                                        So please stop jumping on each other,
                                        ya big Galoombas!
                                        (Ya big Galoombas!)
                                        Why do we fight to take each other’s space,
                                        when there’s so mushroom to spare?
                                        We could all have extra lives if we just share.
                                        (One more time, everyone!)
                                        We are the Toads,
                                        (We are the Toads!)
                                        We are the Goombas,
                                        (We are the Goombas!)
                                        So please stop jumping on each other,
                                        ya big Galoombas!
                                        (Ya big Galoombas!)
                                        Why do we fight to each other’s space,
                                        when there’s so mushroom to spare?
                                        We could all have extra lives
                                        (Oh)
                                        If we just share.

                                        • Random Guy
                                          Random Guy  6 days back

                                          I think you forgot a dragoneel, but that may be a Unagi variant

                                          • Game World
                                            Game World  7 days back

                                            all the koopa troopas are civilians
                                            they dont even attack you like goombas running at ya to hug you when they see you
                                            they just being angry if you steal their clothes
                                            also goombas from smb1 are civilians too

                                            • Game World
                                              Game World  7 days back

                                              lakitu also ends your sm64 speedrun

                                              • Tyler
                                                Tyler  1 weeks back

                                                *screams at 1am* iN ThE NAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

                                                • Walker
                                                  Walker  1 weeks back

                                                  2:27 when I think I'm done with my college essay

                                                  • Michael Hummel
                                                    Michael Hummel  1 weeks back

                                                    10:31

                                                    • Thatcher Gaming
                                                      Thatcher Gaming  1 weeks back

                                                      Buy my bed

                                                      • Joshua Edwards
                                                        Joshua Edwards  1 weeks back

                                                        I just cant wait for this guy and a small team behind him to get enough funding to leave polygon and do his own channel. I Love EVERYTHING. I've seen him make so far. The scripts. The poise. The hair. The ideas. The fucking IDEAS. In the meantime ill keep browsing through polygons other bs to see this content regularly.

                                                        • Dominique G
                                                          Dominique G  2 weeks back

                                                          MARIO IS A WAR CRIMINAL

                                                          • Sammy_ Girl
                                                            Sammy_ Girl  2 weeks back

                                                            i need this all printed

                                                            • PhoeniksoftheStorm
                                                              PhoeniksoftheStorm  2 weeks back

                                                              I would honestly have put Goomba as ranking above Galoomba. It just feels like the Goombas have more experience than the Galoombas also Galoomba looks like a pre evolution of sorts from a Goomba

                                                              • Mr_ Snow
                                                                Mr_ Snow  2 weeks back

                                                                8:41
                                                                In the NAVY

                                                                • Adin Hansen
                                                                  Adin Hansen  2 weeks back

                                                                  But what is Dede’s military hierarchy

                                                                  • TheRainmakers
                                                                    TheRainmakers  2 weeks back

                                                                    LOVE the song at the end

                                                                    • Chase Likescandy
                                                                      Chase Likescandy  2 weeks back

                                                                      Fucking hilarious

                                                                      • TJ Rivera
                                                                        TJ Rivera  2 weeks back

                                                                        1:15 yeah of course bowser wouldn't be THAT bad



                                                                        12:31 OH

                                                                        • Mo
                                                                          Mo  2 weeks back

                                                                          oh no my microphone *THUNK*

                                                                          • EnderPanther
                                                                            EnderPanther  2 weeks back

                                                                            We are the Toads!!

                                                                            • Pika250
                                                                              Pika250  2 weeks back

                                                                              This brings me to Swanky Box and his recent video concerning E. Gadd and his intent on cloning the Mario Bros' minds, Terminator style. Is E. Gadd aware that Mario (and by extension Luigi as well) is hardened war criminal?

                                                                              • Pika250
                                                                                Pika250  2 weeks back

                                                                                Then I remembered the theory that the events of Mario 64 were a movie (lakitu setting the camera, caps abilities are special effects) and I was thinking, maybe Gadd saw that movie?

                                                                            • Phan Tom
                                                                              Phan Tom  2 weeks back

                                                                              10:20

                                                                              11:09

                                                                              • Magnus The Music Remixer 2003

                                                                                oh god... 17 games in over 30 years... i did the math and Sonic has more main games in just 5 years than Mario had in his entire career...

                                                                                • Iron Bars Jack
                                                                                  Iron Bars Jack  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Bangin lead vocals my dude

                                                                                  • Uncle J
                                                                                    Uncle J  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Man doesn't understand military hierarchy for 15 minutes.

                                                                                    • Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious Panda

                                                                                      I seriously can't hear "Why do piranha plant have bone in it." Without dying

                                                                                      • Julian Pillon
                                                                                        Julian Pillon  2 weeks back

                                                                                        This song is fucking good.
                                                                                        And I really like your singing voice Brian

                                                                                        • Dedra Hardrick
                                                                                          Dedra Hardrick  2 weeks back

                                                                                          What about sun?

                                                                                          • Snail Wizard
                                                                                            Snail Wizard  2 weeks back

                                                                                            this is the best video series to ever exist

                                                                                            • Sean Helms
                                                                                              Sean Helms  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Polygon is nothing without you, Brian.