D&D Story: DM.exe has crashed! || Attack at the school

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  • Published: 08 July 2019
  • Got another Dungeons and Dragons story from when I started up a new campaign. This one takes place 500 years after my previous story ended. The players tracked down a Lycan cult and invaded a boarding school, leading to a rivalry between our paladin and samurai. Enjoy! D&D Story: DM.exe has crashed! || Attack on the school

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  • Nicolas Schmidt
    Nicolas Schmidt  6 hours back

    You should start recording your sessions like it would be amazing to see/hear the reaction of the paladin as this cluster fuck unravels

    • Roaring Thunder115
      Roaring Thunder115  4 days back

      The Paladin is responsible.......no one else is

      • Roaring Thunder115
        Roaring Thunder115  4 days back

        Where the wild things are

        • Tornado Blast
          Tornado Blast  4 days back

          5:50 all the other kids with there pumped up kicks you better run better run out run my gun

          • Cassy Mute girl
            Cassy Mute girl  4 days back

            Can someone explain what’d d and d is and what you do and how you make a person and stuff I’m confused

            • Gabriel S
              Gabriel S  2 days back

              open the google machine and type into it: dnd 5e PHB free and read the 270page pdf you find (and the buy the actual PHB for convenience and because you like the product so you pay).

              Short answer: you have characters, they have stats which give you bonuses when doing things, but you roll since even when you are good at things basically nothing in life is guaranted. As for the actual making of a character...too long for a short answer, you can also try pages like orcpub2 or dndbeyond that run you step by step through character creation

          • Seandell Weaver
            Seandell Weaver  5 days back

            How did this turn into a school shooting within five minutes of the video?

            • Seandell Weaver
              Seandell Weaver  5 days back

              Also what about Abserd? Is he still that aboleth, or...

          • BananaDude 508
            BananaDude 508  5 days back

            So this all was all in the first SESSION?,

            • Malte Almroth
              Malte Almroth  5 days back

              gunblades are real

              • Devin McEvoy
                Devin McEvoy  6 days back

                I've been listening to your tales for awhile now... I've been running games for more than 10 years and never once in my entire time have I ever had a party even half as bad as most of your stories. Like, you need to find some new players or something because they are horrible. Your random game store stories sound like legit disasters that makes sense and are goofy. Most of your "games with friends" though sound like you have the worst table in the world, or, are just flat out fabrications.

                Even if they're fake, they are still highly entertaining, so, keep it up. However, if they are fake you might need to start workshopping them a bit to make them more believable to help with suspension of disbelief. They're likely exaggerations, so, just toning it down a notch is probably good. :P Love your stuff.

                • echo insanity
                  echo insanity  6 days back

                  when you said leper colony i thought you said lepracon

                  • Cursed Content
                    Cursed Content  7 days back

                    If I played with the samurai I would have just told the guards to put him solitary

                    • Madog Wolfie
                      Madog Wolfie  1 weeks back

                      Yeah we’v all had a one of those guys who is nothing but evil in our party at least once

                      • Epic Mormon Brony
                        Epic Mormon Brony  1 weeks back

                        Okay, and the art for the little druid kid was done by who?

                        • Freekje Geen
                          Freekje Geen  1 weeks back

                          “A hat doesn’t count as character development”
                          My actor feat begs to differ

                          • Shridhar Biju
                            Shridhar Biju  1 weeks back

                            Damn it man. I know nothing(and I mean absolutely nothing)about DND. I have some general knowledge about role-playing and have always been interested to learn how to play DnD(Lived in a country where I literally can't find the game let alone people to play it and then in India). Honestly your videos wanna make me learn the rule and actually play the game. To bad like I said before I don't know the first thing about table top RPG.

                            • Sage Andrus
                              Sage Andrus  1 weeks back

                              paladin: "we're gonna do this legal"
                              samurai: "heh noooooo"

                              • Sam wise
                                Sam wise  1 weeks back

                                Your brother is a wangrod

                                • Michael Matherne
                                  Michael Matherne  1 weeks back

                                  That "where the wild things are" part had me laughing my ass off. Does Will have his own channel?

                                  • Douglas Johnson
                                    Douglas Johnson  1 weeks back

                                    3:30

                                    • Andrew Sroczynski
                                      Andrew Sroczynski  1 weeks back

                                      7:47 Use cocaine

                                      • Azathothian Dude
                                        Azathothian Dude  1 weeks back

                                        5:40
                                        oooooooohhh dear.......
                                        Bad taste

                                        • Eddie Kalista
                                          Eddie Kalista  1 weeks back

                                          I went through a lot of character development. I wear a hat now!

                                          I couldn’t breath after that line.

                                          • Satria Sutena
                                            Satria Sutena  2 weeks back

                                            That moment when you accidentally become a school shooter am I right

                                          • Noah
                                            Noah  2 weeks back

                                            "It's a gun blade!"

                                            What is this RWBY?

                                            • Adam Aperture
                                              Adam Aperture  2 weeks back

                                              4:00 I absolutely could not tell if she was frowning or smiling.

                                              • Hayden Ohora
                                                Hayden Ohora  2 weeks back

                                                Will is bens brother Michelle is his first character

                                                • terrorcop101
                                                  terrorcop101  2 weeks back

                                                  "I think I know how I can make this work for them."  Why not, it worked pretty well for Clint Eastwood.

                                                  • FalloutJack
                                                    FalloutJack  2 weeks back

                                                    "Why yes, I HAVE played Final Fantasy 8. It was bad and you should feel bad. Now, pick up a REAL weapon."

                                                    • DJ Wise Pariah
                                                      DJ Wise Pariah  2 weeks back

                                                      I personally like when players can creatively write an old character into a new story, no matter the circumstances. I had one wizard or something that would explain it away by casting a simulacrum of spells (back when Simulacrum was still a thing), where he'd spend all his levels on wish's to become young again. He was technically thousands of years old, but used the rules of the spells to make it lore friendly how he could live, say, 500 years.

                                                      • dddmemaybe
                                                        dddmemaybe  2 weeks back

                                                        You're right. You need to have all player's characters before game start(while before like days at least). One big reason is the character is portrayed that permanent invisibility is really bad for social stuff and yet you hadn't prepared more of at the start to build up upon that theme at all which just really sucks considering now he op in combat which is lopsided.

                                                        • Marquita
                                                          Marquita  2 weeks back

                                                          It doesn't matter how many times I hear the wild things bit, I still laugh like an idiot. XD

                                                          • DT Jr
                                                            DT Jr  2 weeks back

                                                            I had a similar? Situation where I was doing a "just about anything goes" campaign for laughs...
                                                            And one of my players, on the first session that his character gets introduced... decided it was a good idea to shoot a police officer.

                                                            Not one that was attacking the party, literally a police officer asking a party member some questions.

                                                            His shots almost hit the party, and struck two police officers, about 30ft from the police station. A firefight ensued where the police officers chased him around town until he eventually died. The rest of the party either ran or hid. It was a shitshow.

                                                            Just to add the icing on the cake, the character was a demonic version of Po from the teletubbies...

                                                            • The Goober man
                                                              The Goober man  2 weeks back

                                                              When the joke about the wild things happened I was like “me too tho”

                                                              • MartianManFromMars
                                                                MartianManFromMars  2 weeks back

                                                                Gosh, that paladin sounds a lot like my paladin, Tonya.

                                                                • Unoriginal 156
                                                                  Unoriginal 156  2 weeks back

                                                                  Wait, if he’s permanently invisible why did he have to knock out the teachers and destroy the wall? He could just follow people through all the doors he needed to go through

                                                                • An0r4k
                                                                  An0r4k  2 weeks back

                                                                  4:45 isn't he invisible?

                                                                  • Justin Pal-Freeman
                                                                    Justin Pal-Freeman  2 weeks back

                                                                    Monks age, they don't become immortal. They don't suffer from old age, except they will eventually die from old age. I mean, in fifth edition anyway..... Druids do in fact have extended life spans, but that is at 17th or 20th level.

                                                                    • Zachary Eden
                                                                      Zachary Eden  3 weeks back

                                                                      Wait isn't the player who plays the invisible monk puffin's brother?

                                                                    • Courier Dan
                                                                      Courier Dan  3 weeks back

                                                                      So how long was the campaign exactly? Was this all in a day? Over sessions? Because if that Samurai's actions were all in one day, you need to pull him aside like you did Will.

                                                                      • Chronoa
                                                                        Chronoa  3 weeks back

                                                                        big phat citation

                                                                        • Agent-Dino [Vut]-[Dut]
                                                                          Agent-Dino [Vut]-[Dut]  3 weeks back

                                                                          1:30 will his brother :D

                                                                          • TheMuninn
                                                                            TheMuninn  3 weeks back

                                                                            Oh dear god this is what my d&d group does

                                                                            • s g
                                                                              s g  3 weeks back

                                                                              love Will, Will is epic.

                                                                              • bethany smith
                                                                                bethany smith  3 weeks back

                                                                                7:55

                                                                                • bethany smith
                                                                                  bethany smith  3 weeks back

                                                                                  The invisible character has to sneak in and could have the 2nd easiest way in.

                                                                                  • James Anthony
                                                                                    James Anthony  3 weeks back

                                                                                    I really feel sorry for you, dude. =)

                                                                                    • pancudowny
                                                                                      pancudowny  3 weeks back

                                                                                      2:42 - Where the Wild Things are? In the "Danger Zone"...!😎

                                                                                      • Runa Rivain
                                                                                        Runa Rivain  3 weeks back

                                                                                        I'm curious to see what he put down his Samurai's alignment was?...