French Fry Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 35)

  • Published: 10 March 2016
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    French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.


    WE're gonna. 
    Wash our hands off and then dry em with a towel 
    then we'll dip em back in water and them coat em with flower

    Take a potato make sure it's not a tomato 
    Then confirm it's full of love cause you should never be cooking pohateoes.
    You get to chopping the potatoes are flopping and then they’re 
    falling on the floor and so you gotta be mopping ‘em up 

    You think you lost it so you go in the closet then you 
    grab so me more potatoes and get ready to hop right back on it
    The knife’s blading the potatoes degrading, 
    into a hundred little shavings then we gett’em all bathing. Uh huh. 

    Don’t rush this part you wanna pull out the starch, 
    Though I’m a little bit suspicious that this step is a farce, 
    because I once gave ‘em a rinse and I just washed ‘em really quick
    And when I cooked em up and ate em well they didn’t taste harsh. So.

    We dry em off and then we heat up a pot, except the 
    pot is all unnecessary because we’re not, 
    gonna boil em in oil gonna spread ‘em out on foil,
    and then cook em up and eat ‘em stead of leave ‘em to rot

    Spray your pan but not with spray tan,
     if you don't put on a layer then it's just as bad as taping.
    ‘cause you don’t want all the fries to be there sticking when you’re
    trying hard to flip ‘em while you’re cooking just to gett’em into dipping: back up. 

    Lay your fries out with some oil to make 'em wetter 
    add some salt from the container in your bag a bitta Pepper pepper pepper. 
    Time to wrastle 'em but don't over hassling 
    You can take your time or you can do it turbo fastelin'

    You can give a spin and use your fingers or fisting 
    And you can whip em while you’re sipping on a gin with a twisting 
    And if you’re getting super bored with it centrifugal force it 
    Spin around until you're dizzy and you fall on the floor,
    then get up. 

    Four hundred and we’re heating up the onion. 
    Grab the pan with you left hand open the door and then shove em, 
    Stand by and bide your time while it starts the combustion
    and then collect a fist of implements stand by for the rustlin’
    COME ON.

    Call your mom or do some origom
    Or clean the friggin’ counter ’til the dirt is all but gone
    And with a bunch of minutes passing while they're In there getting blasted 
    heated sizzled up and fizzling then put your glove on.
    Know why?

    ‘cause it's time to take a look at the fries. 
    Be sure to keep a healthy distance and don't burn out your eyes.
    Be honest 'bout the color don't be telling yourself lies 'cause if you
    under/over cook 'em then you'll make yourself cry, I mean. 

    You're not probably gonna actually cry,
    But if you cry a little bit just make sure that you go hide, 
    ‘cause you’ll never really be sure which emotions will be rising
    to the surface so just blame it on an onion and then wipe off your eyes 

    Then get back into that kitchen like a boss,
    Take the pan out of the onion, salt, then give 'em a toss, 
    You wanna mix’ em with precision causing gentle collision, 
    Then let’s rustle up ingredients to make a thick and dippable sauce. 

    Love curry mayo ‘cause it’s gotta lotta flavo, 
    And it’s buoyant so if you go for a swim then it could save you, 
    Though I really wouldn’t test it because mayo is invested, 
    In another whole activity called being digested. 

    So grab handful and just give ‘em a test,
    Then continue on assessing ’til you’ve eaten the rest, of em, 
    Caress ‘em with affection and an unhealthy obsession, 
    And compress em in your mouth until they fill up your chest. Because.

    You suck at cooking ‘cause you’re always overlooking 
    all the steps it takes to make a things taste great and also you never cook.
    You suck at cooking ‘cause you never even go into the
    kitchen at any time of the day not even to take a look.
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Comments • 1 952

  • Derpy MinerVN
    Derpy MinerVN  6 hours back

    When u wanna be a musician but ur mom wants u to be a chef

    • Joe J
      Joe J  2 weeks back

      Swear to god that beat change at 1:06 changed my life

      • Jonathan Cochrane
        Jonathan Cochrane  2 weeks back

        The pepper pepper pepper part got me movin😂

        • S4icidal Sh33p
          S4icidal Sh33p  2 weeks back

          T h i s

          i s

          A m a z I n g.

          • Azurite Fox
            Azurite Fox  3 weeks back

            I used my right hand to put it in and got burned. Coincidence? I think not.

            • SPC Laser
              SPC Laser  3 weeks back

              Is this mixtape available on spotify?

              • OZZY
                OZZY  3 weeks back

                We should get an instrumental of this

                • Lil feedus
                  Lil feedus  4 weeks back

                  It’s been three years and still amazing

                  • Anthonie Pap
                    Anthonie Pap  4 weeks back

                    Love him or hate him, he's spitting straigt facs here

                    • Avantika Arvind
                      Avantika Arvind  1 months back

                      I was dancing to this without realizing.... Jokes aside this is a b0p

                      • Lorenzo Egida
                        Lorenzo Egida  1 months back

                        I love you

                        • OZZY
                          OZZY  3 weeks back

                          @You Suck At Cooking wow he is still looking at comments and can you make an istrumental of this

                        • You Suck At Cooking
                          You Suck At Cooking   1 months back


                      • Jong Kim
                        Jong Kim  1 months back

                        Top 10 rappers Eminem was to afraid to dis.

                        • sup peoples
                          sup peoples  1 months back


                          • Will Cooper
                            Will Cooper  1 months back

                            I think it's time for a new rap video because........ I still suck at cooking.

                            • Blake the great 1234
                              Blake the great 1234  1 months back


                              • Tyce Walker
                                Tyce Walker  2 months back

                                after seeing some of his knew episodes you can see where he came from

                                • foxgaming hun
                                  foxgaming hun  2 months back

                                  *top ten rappers Eminem afraid to diss*

                                  • Phone Thief
                                    Phone Thief  2 months back

                                    Every other rapper found dead and wigless in the woods

                                    • Juliet Nguyen
                                      Juliet Nguyen  2 months back


                                      • Death Omen
                                        Death Omen  2 months back

                                        Legend says Gordon Ramsay watches YSAC to see how food is *really* cooked

                                        • Nick Eldridge
                                          Nick Eldridge  2 months back


                                          • Mich Mu
                                            Mich Mu  2 months back

                                            You're actually perfect 😂

                                            • i1tsome
                                              i1tsome  2 months back

                                              Seriously this is harder to sing than rap god wtf

                                              • Михаил Кесельман


                                                • HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTA WARRIA

                                                  Please include this in the ysac book. Rap and all

                                                  • Angie BaumV
                                                    Angie BaumV  2 months back

                                                    is this prison cause these are some quality bars

                                                    • Nut boii
                                                      Nut boii  2 months back

                                                      This is the 4Kids edit for pink guy

                                                      • Rob Bob42069
                                                        Rob Bob42069  2 months back

                                                        This dude probably lets all his thumbnails autogenerate.

                                                        • Evan Esparza
                                                          Evan Esparza  2 months back

                                                          Straight slapazzz

                                                          • Alan Chand
                                                            Alan Chand  2 months back


                                                            • pine child
                                                              pine child  3 months back


                                                              • Ao doragon青ドラゴン

                                                                Those are some very..... disgustin- I mean very interesting-looking fries

                                                                • RAH
                                                                  RAH  3 months back

                                                                  What can you not do?

                                                                  • peculiar toad
                                                                    peculiar toad  3 months back

                                                                    i've said it multiple times but ill say it again, this slaps

                                                                    • Chris Moffitt
                                                                      Chris Moffitt  3 months back

                                                                      That might be the best video I have ever seen!

                                                                      • Benjamin Ault
                                                                        Benjamin Ault  3 months back

                                                                        Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

                                                                        • Blaguen
                                                                          Blaguen  3 months back

                                                                          This is better than everry 2019 rap song

                                                                          • Prerna K
                                                                            Prerna K  3 months back

                                                                            WHAT IS BREATHING

                                                                            • La Morenita
                                                                              La Morenita  3 months back

                                                                              Eminem who?

                                                                              • mike sanchez
                                                                                mike sanchez  3 months back

                                                                                Finally made something I saw on this channel lol

                                                                                • Selin Germann
                                                                                  Selin Germann  3 months back

                                                                                  So fucking smooth.

                                                                                  • Brenda Rodriguez
                                                                                    Brenda Rodriguez  3 months back

                                                                                    Wow cabinet battle 2 looks great

                                                                                    • Marry Me Jisoo
                                                                                      Marry Me Jisoo  3 months back

                                                                                      Eminem who?

                                                                                      BRO YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THIS SONG!! IT’S ON GOOGLE MUSIC SO IT’S PROBABLY ON OTHER MUSIC PLATFORMS TOO! YASSSSSSSSS

                                                                                      • Yaseen sheik
                                                                                        Yaseen sheik  4 months back

                                                                                        No joke, this was actually a good song

                                                                                        • Inspired Ideas
                                                                                          Inspired Ideas  4 months back

                                                                                          It's best!

                                                                                          • MyDeathBunny
                                                                                            MyDeathBunny  4 months back

                                                                                            Don’t know how I missed this episode but it’s got a phat sick beat!

                                                                                            • Ritwika Saha
                                                                                              Ritwika Saha  4 months back

                                                                                              Where can i buy the album?

                                                                                              • pixie_ girl22
                                                                                                pixie_ girl22  4 months back

                                                                                                Do some origam