French Fry Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 35)

  • Published: 10 March 2016
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    French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.


    WE're gonna. 
    Wash our hands off and then dry em with a towel 
    then we'll dip em back in water and them coat em with flower

    Take a potato make sure it's not a tomato 
    Then confirm it's full of love cause you should never be cooking pohateoes.
    You get to chopping the potatoes are flopping and then they’re 
    falling on the floor and so you gotta be mopping ‘em up 

    You think you lost it so you go in the closet then you 
    grab so me more potatoes and get ready to hop right back on it
    The knife’s blading the potatoes degrading, 
    into a hundred little shavings then we gett’em all bathing. Uh huh. 

    Don’t rush this part you wanna pull out the starch, 
    Though I’m a little bit suspicious that this step is a farce, 
    because I once gave ‘em a rinse and I just washed ‘em really quick
    And when I cooked em up and ate em well they didn’t taste harsh. So.

    We dry em off and then we heat up a pot, except the 
    pot is all unnecessary because we’re not, 
    gonna boil em in oil gonna spread ‘em out on foil,
    and then cook em up and eat ‘em stead of leave ‘em to rot

    Spray your pan but not with spray tan,
     if you don't put on a layer then it's just as bad as taping.
    ‘cause you don’t want all the fries to be there sticking when you’re
    trying hard to flip ‘em while you’re cooking just to gett’em into dipping: back up. 

    Lay your fries out with some oil to make 'em wetter 
    add some salt from the container in your bag a bitta Pepper pepper pepper. 
    Time to wrastle 'em but don't over hassling 
    You can take your time or you can do it turbo fastelin'

    You can give a spin and use your fingers or fisting 
    And you can whip em while you’re sipping on a gin with a twisting 
    And if you’re getting super bored with it centrifugal force it 
    Spin around until you're dizzy and you fall on the floor,
    then get up. 

    Four hundred and we’re heating up the onion. 
    Grab the pan with you left hand open the door and then shove em, 
    Stand by and bide your time while it starts the combustion
    and then collect a fist of implements stand by for the rustlin’
    COME ON.

    Call your mom or do some origom
    Or clean the friggin’ counter ’til the dirt is all but gone
    And with a bunch of minutes passing while they're In there getting blasted 
    heated sizzled up and fizzling then put your glove on.
    Know why?

    ‘cause it's time to take a look at the fries. 
    Be sure to keep a healthy distance and don't burn out your eyes.
    Be honest 'bout the color don't be telling yourself lies 'cause if you
    under/over cook 'em then you'll make yourself cry, I mean. 

    You're not probably gonna actually cry,
    But if you cry a little bit just make sure that you go hide, 
    ‘cause you’ll never really be sure which emotions will be rising
    to the surface so just blame it on an onion and then wipe off your eyes 

    Then get back into that kitchen like a boss,
    Take the pan out of the onion, salt, then give 'em a toss, 
    You wanna mix’ em with precision causing gentle collision, 
    Then let’s rustle up ingredients to make a thick and dippable sauce. 

    Love curry mayo ‘cause it’s gotta lotta flavo, 
    And it’s buoyant so if you go for a swim then it could save you, 
    Though I really wouldn’t test it because mayo is invested, 
    In another whole activity called being digested. 

    So grab handful and just give ‘em a test,
    Then continue on assessing ’til you’ve eaten the rest, of em, 
    Caress ‘em with affection and an unhealthy obsession, 
    And compress em in your mouth until they fill up your chest. Because.

    You suck at cooking ‘cause you’re always overlooking 
    all the steps it takes to make a things taste great and also you never cook.
    You suck at cooking ‘cause you never even go into the
    kitchen at any time of the day not even to take a look.
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Comments • 1 975

  • Kenneth
    Kenneth  2 days back

    Top rappers m&m dont wanna rap aboutn

      NICHOLAS PAUL  2 days back

      I know who he really is

      • Delaney c
        Delaney c  5 days back

        why are his thumbs so hot

        • RaiZero _
          RaiZero _  6 days back

          Rap before lil pump

          • Yellowstone300
            Yellowstone300  3 weeks back

            Beter dan Lil Kleine

            • quinn [REDACTED]
              quinn [REDACTED]  3 weeks back

              bill nye energy

              • Xavier Betancourt
                Xavier Betancourt  1 months back

                I’ve been sad for a while now and you were one of my favorite channels so I decided to watch your videos in succession again and it really cheered me up. Thank you for making such amazing content!

                • C Brooks
                  C Brooks  1 months back

                  I don't, uh.. even know... what, um.. to say.. at this point.

                  I fucking can't stop watching.

                  • Faye Lockwood
                    Faye Lockwood  1 months back

                    That (1:52) could be in a commercial, 10/10 a perfect video

                    • Chill Robloxian
                      Chill Robloxian  1 months back

                      7H1S 15 4C7U4LLY 4 G00D R4P

                      • Romeo Coney
                        Romeo Coney  1 months back


                        • yellow potatoeee
                          yellow potatoeee  2 months back

                          I like the finger dance in the end.

                          • SHITAKI
                            SHITAKI  2 months back

                            and this kids is why we dont do drugs

                            • Edward Gotico
                              Edward Gotico  2 months back

                              hahaha Wangjangle Records

                              • Graisk
                                Graisk  2 months back

                                Yooooooo those fingers got moves

                                • Mikai Jordan
                                  Mikai Jordan  2 months back

                                  Love him or hate him, this man is spittin strait fax

                                  • Ville
                                    Ville  2 months back

                                    Were you tooooo fast?

                                    • marcella budiono
                                      marcella budiono  2 months back

                                      This is so sickkkbjlvcthdtycjgcgjhm I love it

                                      • shiroace
                                        shiroace  2 months back

                                        this gave me serious lotus juice vibe fuck

                                        • sid
                                          sid  2 months back

                                          This man rhymed mom with oragam

                                          • Nexus Airov
                                            Nexus Airov  2 months back


                                            • thezasw
                                              thezasw  2 months back

                                              genius lyrics link pls ?

                                              • destiny blue
                                                destiny blue  2 months back


                                                • Kwan Duck
                                                  Kwan Duck  2 months back

                                                  When u wanna be a musician but ur mom wants u to be a chef

                                                  • Joe J
                                                    Joe J  3 months back

                                                    Swear to god that beat change at 1:06 changed my life

                                                    • Mrs Gates
                                                      Mrs Gates  2 months back

                                                      the one at 1:13 is even better

                                                  • Jonathan Cochrane
                                                    Jonathan Cochrane  3 months back

                                                    The pepper pepper pepper part got me movin😂

                                                    • S4icidal Sh33p
                                                      S4icidal Sh33p  3 months back

                                                      T h i s

                                                      i s

                                                      A m a z I n g.

                                                      • Azurite Fox
                                                        Azurite Fox  3 months back

                                                        I used my right hand to put it in and got burned. Coincidence? I think not.

                                                        • SPC Laser
                                                          SPC Laser  3 months back

                                                          Is this mixtape available on spotify?

                                                          • OZZY
                                                            OZZY  3 months back

                                                            We should get an instrumental of this

                                                            • Lil feedus
                                                              Lil feedus  3 months back

                                                              It’s been three years and still amazing

                                                              • Anthonie Pap
                                                                Anthonie Pap  3 months back

                                                                Love him or hate him, he's spitting straigt facs here

                                                                • Avantika Arvind
                                                                  Avantika Arvind  3 months back

                                                                  I was dancing to this without realizing.... Jokes aside this is a b0p

                                                                  • Lorenzo Egida
                                                                    Lorenzo Egida  3 months back

                                                                    I love you

                                                                    • OZZY
                                                                      OZZY  3 months back

                                                                      @You Suck At Cooking wow he is still looking at comments and can you make an istrumental of this

                                                                    • You Suck At Cooking
                                                                      You Suck At Cooking   3 months back


                                                                  • Jong Kim
                                                                    Jong Kim  3 months back

                                                                    Top 10 rappers Eminem was to afraid to dis.

                                                                    • sup peoples
                                                                      sup peoples  3 months back


                                                                      • Will Cooper
                                                                        Will Cooper  4 months back

                                                                        I think it's time for a new rap video because........ I still suck at cooking.

                                                                        • Blake the great 1234
                                                                          Blake the great 1234  4 months back


                                                                          • Tyce Walker
                                                                            Tyce Walker  4 months back

                                                                            after seeing some of his knew episodes you can see where he came from

                                                                            • Jam Toast
                                                                              Jam Toast  4 months back

                                                                              *top ten rappers Eminem afraid to diss*

                                                                              • Phone Thief
                                                                                Phone Thief  4 months back

                                                                                Every other rapper found dead and wigless in the woods

                                                                                • Juliet Nguyen
                                                                                  Juliet Nguyen  4 months back


                                                                                  • Death Omen
                                                                                    Death Omen  4 months back

                                                                                    Legend says Gordon Ramsay watches YSAC to see how food is *really* cooked

                                                                                    • Nick Eldridge
                                                                                      Nick Eldridge  4 months back


                                                                                      • Mich Mu
                                                                                        Mich Mu  4 months back

                                                                                        You're actually perfect 😂

                                                                                        • i1tsome
                                                                                          i1tsome  4 months back

                                                                                          Seriously this is harder to sing than rap god wtf

                                                                                          • Mikhail Keselman
                                                                                            Mikhail Keselman  4 months back


                                                                                            • HEHEHE I AM A SUPASTA WARRIA

                                                                                              Please include this in the ysac book. Rap and all