Crispy Ramen Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 21)

  • Published: 13 October 2015
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    I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.

    On a cookie sheet: spread out
    1/2 cup slided almonds
    1/4 cup unsalted sunflower seeds. Broil until golden

    In a big bowl combine:
    3-4 cups shredded nappa cabbage (fiddle around with the amount)
    1 cup bean sprouts
    1/4 cup sliced mushrooms (throw directly into the trash)
    3 green onions chopped

    1/2 cup vegetable oil
    2 tsp soy sauce
    3 tsp white or apple cider vinegar
    1 tsp sugar
    2 tsp sesame oil (or a whole litre no not really)
    Flavour packet from the ramen noodles
    Mix and let it sit for some minutes

    Just before you're ready to serve, smash the noodles with your fist and combine together with the greens and nuts, then pour the dressing in and mix it like a maniac then shove it in your guests faces.
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Comments • 2 492

  • Renee Laventure
    Renee Laventure  4 days back

    My mom makes this and it’s fuckin bomb

    • パイロシニカル
      パイロシニカル  4 days back

      "I threw those in the garbage because mushrooms are gross"

      • Ann Jacang
        Ann Jacang  5 days back

        that looks uhh.... brilliant i guess? anyway i love your channel 🤘❤️

        • Nina Elwart
          Nina Elwart  6 days back


          • soka soka
            soka soka  6 days back

            SUPAAA CRINGEE!

            • kim hoih
              kim hoih  6 days back

              How does he clean up

              • Cikita Bannanna
                Cikita Bannanna  6 days back

                my paps says tht you are mentaly ill

                • Clint Eastwood
                  Clint Eastwood  1 weeks back

                  Mushrooms. Aren't gross ..

                  • Zyth _
                    Zyth _  1 weeks back

                    Mushrooms are disgusting

                    • Emma Reilly
                      Emma Reilly  1 weeks back

                      I’m really confused lol

                      • Anastasia Albert
                        Anastasia Albert  1 weeks back

                        'Cuz mushrooms are gross' lol

                        • Tyler Collins
                          Tyler Collins  1 weeks back

                          This is great for my chronic depression.

                          • Mel Rose
                            Mel Rose  2 weeks back

                            This is so vocabularily tame compared to 2019 you

                            • my nie
                              my nie  2 weeks back

                              im scarred from my parents saying raw ramen gives you worms so im too scared to try this

                              • California Dreems
                                California Dreems  2 weeks back

                                3:47 the first and i oop

                                • May N
                                  May N  2 weeks back

                                  Tell me why I read this as “Gordon Ramsay salad”

                                  • Aurora The Otter
                                    Aurora The Otter  2 weeks back

                                    2:32 two shot of vodka

                                    • Noah Giovanardi
                                      Noah Giovanardi  2 weeks back

                                      You suck at cooking if you don't know that 3 teaspoons is 1 tablespoon.

                                      • k-love bts
                                        k-love bts  2 weeks back

                                        Him : mushrooms are gross
                                        Me : how dare you

                                        • I like Cheese
                                          I like Cheese  2 weeks back

                                          NGL, that salad looks fuckin disgusting, no offense.

                                          • Sunshine Wolfie
                                            Sunshine Wolfie  2 weeks back

                                            *captions still said pecan*

                                            • francis francis
                                              francis francis  2 weeks back

                                              srsly how bored is this guy, lol.

                                              • Jacob Wedekind
                                                Jacob Wedekind  2 weeks back

                                                Does anyone else’s subtitles come on whenever you click on his videos even if it’s all the way off

                                                • Aekusso neechan
                                                  Aekusso neechan  3 weeks back

                                                  i think i am starting to understant nothing

                                                  • amber amjad
                                                    amber amjad  3 weeks back

                                                    STOP SAYING MIX IT'S WANG JANGLE

                                                    • Tri Nguyen
                                                      Tri Nguyen  4 weeks back

                                                      This is like watching Tom and Jerry

                                                      • Tri Nguyen
                                                        Tri Nguyen  4 weeks back

                                                        This is like watching Tom and Jerry

                                                        • awildkasperappeared
                                                          awildkasperappeared  4 weeks back

                                                          How dare you say mushrooms are gross i go to the finlands forests to hunt mushrooms for food i have only eaten mushrooms and fish for years please help

                                                          • Over-Grown Pumpkin
                                                            Over-Grown Pumpkin  4 weeks back

                                                            Mushrooms are the stuff dude

                                                            • Angelos Liako
                                                              Angelos Liako  4 weeks back

                                                              Your mom is grosser than mushrooms

                                                              • Nathan Mahady
                                                                Nathan Mahady  4 weeks back

                                                                Dude Perfect wants to know your location

                                                                • GZS-FIERCE87 GZS
                                                                  GZS-FIERCE87 GZS  1 months back


                                                                  • Thej Yhome
                                                                    Thej Yhome  1 months back

                                                                    I do suck at cooking, thanks for the tutorial, Imma try this recipe. I gotta go buy a drill and some tennis gear but it looks doable.

                                                                    • MrNightpwner
                                                                      MrNightpwner  1 months back

                                                                      So a salad with raw noodles? I thought at least the recipes were real.

                                                                      • QT5T3R R
                                                                        QT5T3R R  2 weeks back

                                                                        Ramen noodles are pre-cooked. However, when I make my version of this salad I I fry them in a bit of oil to add colour and flavor. I also add other veggies such as grated carrot.

                                                                    • jerome gallagher
                                                                      jerome gallagher  1 months back

                                                                      0:15 when u kill a slime in minecraft and it multiplies

                                                                      • Gladys Ebedientes
                                                                        Gladys Ebedientes  1 months back

                                                                        I just burned the fish while frying it. And it was a dried fish. This guy should collab with me. I literally suck at cooking. Like suck at it, on a different level.

                                                                        • Dragon Minecraft Gamer
                                                                          Dragon Minecraft Gamer  1 months back

                                                                          Robby send me

                                                                          • Danish Tan
                                                                            Danish Tan  1 months back

                                                                            Likes bean sprouts but hates mushrooms. Smh

                                                                            • sauceyy rosyy
                                                                              sauceyy rosyy  1 months back


                                                                              • Linchy producc
                                                                                Linchy producc  1 months back

                                                                                That white catapiller with the black stripe is dangerous be careful

                                                                                • abra o hader
                                                                                  abra o hader  1 months back

                                                                                  Alantutorial if he does cooking and has a crew

                                                                                  • Trung Nguyên
                                                                                    Trung Nguyên  1 months back

                                                                                    You suck at cooking=survival book at the end of the month

                                                                                    • Hippo Pilot
                                                                                      Hippo Pilot  1 months back

                                                                                      I had such high hopes for you before you said I hate onion.

                                                                                      • Carl Cardigan
                                                                                        Carl Cardigan  1 months back

                                                                                        Forgot the bean sprouts. Rookie mistake.

                                                                                        • kerberospanzer
                                                                                          kerberospanzer  1 months back

                                                                                          still hilarious after 5 years

                                                                                          • Alyssa S
                                                                                            Alyssa S  1 months back

                                                                                            I have those exact same measuring spoons! I think they were from Dollarama

                                                                                            • Shockwave princess
                                                                                              Shockwave princess  1 months back

                                                                                              Do a face reveal

                                                                                              • Orka DRLJAČA
                                                                                                Orka DRLJAČA  1 months back

                                                                                                ....shitpost lvl of this channel is......over 90000