Choco Banana Ice Cream Rap - You Suck at Cooking (episode 48)

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  • Published: 29 September 2016
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    Take some very ripe bananas, up to almost no-longer edible, then freeze them. Freeze them overnight, or for at least a few hours, the texture depends on total frozenaciousness.

    In a food processor or blender, throw in, for example,
    two bananas,
    half a cup of soy or almond milk (or other milk),
    a tablespoon of coco powder,
    half a teaspoon or so of vanilla extract.
    Just add more of anything if the texture isn't as thick or thin as you want. Then eat it.


    LYRICS

    First off I wanna talk about the word cream
    You gotta not be taking it so literally,
    I should probably put the cream in quotations.
    But when you shove your face in
    There will be no indication
    It's an imitation of sorts.

    Bring you back to the summer time wearing shorts.
    Good times laughing, face splattered,
    smashing back and packing down a triple chocolate caramel
    Way back before the calories mattered

    If I were you I wouldn’t be convinced,
    But let me tell you’ll convert into believers after one lick,
    There isn’t gonna be a chance for it to drip,
    You’ll be shattering your tongue on a head freeze brain trip.

    4 ingredient ice cream let’s get started.

    Thumb and index, at the vertex.
    Grab a little hammer and make sure to test the reflex.
    You gotta be confident your banana is dead,
    You’re not wanting the consequence of it screaming when it’s blen-dead

    Time to locate the stem, okay.
    If you can’t exactly narrow it down it’s time to rotate
    a pinch above the shaft just a little ways, from the end,
    3 inches from the back of the middle bend, open it.

    Chopping into inches, once slice at a time,
    If you’re a dude 1 inch in real life is 3 inches in your mind,
    In a container that's rigid enough for frigid temperatures of,
    Drop it down so low they might not ever get up.

    What’s going through your mind, banana.
    You’ve been warm all of your life.
    And now you’re so damn
    cold. cold. cold. cold.
    Is your world falling apart, well I just don’t know

    You’ll be needing to be keeping ‘em until they’re freezing.
    Until you can’t even be squeezing them a cold breeze leaving em,
    They’ll shatter if you hit ‘em with a ratchet or hammer,
    They’ll make a nice hard sound that’s really pleasing.
    Gather your supplies and circle them around you like their wagons
    You don’t wanna be knee deep missing something end up lagging.
    Coco powder, with a little vanilla,
    then a little soy or almond milk, grab a blender and fill it up

    Delicious dish Getting ready to mix.
    Try to churn with a fork, make you wish you had a Vitamix.
    Gotta be on a bender to think that you can do better
    you’re gonna need some kinda modern mechanical blender

    Now gettit in there and mix.
    And once you got it mixed ‘en that’s it. (do dark and pause).

    I’m not even kidding that’s it.

    Vanilla bananas and milk and coco and mix and that’s it.
    Get a cup and serve it up impossible to fuck it up.

    You don’t have a mind, banana. You’ve been unconscious all of your life.
    And now you’re ice cream.
    What does that mean?
    Life’s a mystery.
    You don’t have a mind but at least you're real tasty.
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Comments • 1 234

  • Savi S.
    Savi S.  15 hours back

    This is the most creative thing I've heard

    • Iyden Khan
      Iyden Khan  7 days back

      lowkey fyre 🔥🔥🔥🔥

      • Phucke Ough
        Phucke Ough  1 weeks back

        stupid banana

        • Gabi Choi
          Gabi Choi  1 weeks back

          the joke he makes when he's cutting them into inches is gold

          • Eitan Friedmann
            Eitan Friedmann  3 weeks back

            “If your a dude 1 inch is 3 inches in your mind”

            • ABHISHEK KUMAR
              ABHISHEK KUMAR  3 weeks back

              When you are high....

              • Kyle Geoffrey
                Kyle Geoffrey  1 months back

                Guys speed this video to 1.75 and just listen this vid till the end

                • KingN0thing 1
                  KingN0thing 1  1 months back

                  Watching this at 2 am. It's trippy

                  • Gamer 66
                    Gamer 66  1 months back

                    Top ten rappers that eminem is afraid of.

                    • Abdul-Wahaab Barday
                      Abdul-Wahaab Barday  1 months back

                      That moment the icecream melts from how hot this rap is

                      • Marry Me Jisoo
                        Marry Me Jisoo  1 months back

                        Ok, imma go download this one too. Just like the French Fry rap.
                        I can’t find it. 😔

                        • Hannes Olsson
                          Hannes Olsson  1 months back

                          This guy is totally butternuts!

                          • Chadina Calico
                            Chadina Calico  2 months back

                            VITAMIX

                            • Connor Sullivan
                              Connor Sullivan  2 months back

                              Dear YSAC, today I tried to make this without a food processor, and it only took 3 hours and selling my first born to the devil

                              • W0lf Studi0s
                                W0lf Studi0s  2 months back

                                Am i the only one who put this on loop cuz its a good song?

                                • Nessa D
                                  Nessa D  2 months back

                                  The fact that that I've cream is super soft and basically melted is unsettling to me

                                  • Nylah Hickson
                                    Nylah Hickson  2 months back

                                    Why does he sound like raccooneggs.

                                    • Monkey T
                                      Monkey T  2 months back

                                      Can you use regular milk

                                      • A Dude That Draws
                                        A Dude That Draws  2 months back

                                        You should have put plastic rap over it and froze it so it has and Ice cream texture.

                                        • Predictable Gaming
                                          Predictable Gaming  2 months back

                                          I'm watching this video with now sound and I'm wondering if I clicked the right video. 0:57

                                          • Lena Silva
                                            Lena Silva  2 months back

                                            I must try this right now!

                                            • Dan Dan
                                              Dan Dan  2 months back

                                              How have i never seen this?! Lol

                                              • twenty one cries for help

                                                Holy shit that rap is so tøp

                                                • Channel 179
                                                  Channel 179  3 months back

                                                  Best. Rap. Ever

                                                  • Maunster!
                                                    Maunster!  3 months back

                                                    Stop, oh stop, and don't open the door to banana right activists because bananas don't have a mind.

                                                    • Shaye Enright
                                                      Shaye Enright  4 months back

                                                      Lonely island vibes wow

                                                      • The Batman
                                                        The Batman  4 months back

                                                        I got this in my recommended, I'm not disappointed.

                                                        • JiaKK
                                                          JiaKK  3 months back

                                                          you shouldn't be

                                                      • unidentified garlic bread

                                                        Best song ever

                                                        • The Gray
                                                          The Gray  4 months back

                                                          lol this dude is fuckin nuts

                                                          • Brenda Carr
                                                            Brenda Carr  4 months back

                                                            I love your videos! And mostly your sarcasm.

                                                            • Алим Бектимиров

                                                              Tonedeff

                                                              • [[Insert Name]]
                                                                [[Insert Name]]  5 months back

                                                                You flow like a Lil Dicky with better lyrical content

                                                                • Oreeo TH
                                                                  Oreeo TH  5 months back

                                                                  Put this on Spotify too

                                                                  • sidhaissidhayou1223
                                                                    sidhaissidhayou1223  5 months back

                                                                    im rewatching all these videos it this rap highkey sounds like a twenty one pilots song....

                                                                    • Nuttela Mosley
                                                                      Nuttela Mosley  5 months back

                                                                      I'm watching this for the 30th time with my own bowl of choco banana ice cream

                                                                    • Rob
                                                                      Rob  6 months back

                                                                      If you're a dude 1 inch = 3 inch in your mind lol

                                                                      • Blossomness Studios
                                                                        Blossomness Studios  6 months back

                                                                        I just made this recipe and MAN is it good!

                                                                        • Wingmaster16
                                                                          Wingmaster16  6 months back

                                                                          top ten ice cream life hacks

                                                                          • hi there
                                                                            hi there  6 months back

                                                                            nice

                                                                            • Basically Me
                                                                              Basically Me  6 months back

                                                                              they tell me "do you even skate bro?" And i say 0:16 "do you even skate bro?"

                                                                              • Ceci Cohen
                                                                                Ceci Cohen  6 months back

                                                                                Is it wrong that I listen to this because I think it's good music

                                                                                • the channel with no content but 20k subs?

                                                                                  If gordon ramsey and eminem had a baby

                                                                                  • mister hysterical screaming

                                                                                    ayo i like that chorus

                                                                                  • iplanttrees8875
                                                                                    iplanttrees8875  6 months back

                                                                                    Buck 65 is that you?

                                                                                    • Billy Te
                                                                                      Billy Te  7 months back

                                                                                      That was surprisingly legit rapping dude. Impressive. Do more? Release a record? Go platnum? Blow all your money on yachts and cars, then hit rock botom and start another youtube channel?

                                                                                      • XEN
                                                                                        XEN  7 months back

                                                                                        When is the point where content turns to art. This is it. This is art.

                                                                                        • Fiona Leamy
                                                                                          Fiona Leamy  7 months back

                                                                                          Sees rap immediately clicks

                                                                                          • carson MOrgan
                                                                                            carson MOrgan  7 months back

                                                                                            Sooooo is this on iTunes and dus he make songs like for jot his cocking vids he's got real talent