Transcendental Granola - You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

  • Published: 12 July 2016
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    Granola. It's delicious.

    Take 3 cups of oats.
    Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like.
    Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together.
    With a teaspoon of vanilla extract.
    And a teaspoon of sea salt.
    Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir.
    Then do that again after another ten minutes or so.
    Keep an eye on it! When it's cooked to an amount you think is good take it out.
    It will get crispier as it cools down.
    Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing.
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Comments • 2 381

  • Brandon Singer
    Brandon Singer  14 hours back

    Are you Howtobasic?

    • DZXJR2 Electric boogaloo

      I made sure that all my ingredients had no vaccines and it made them more pure 😌

      • animal lover
        animal lover  3 days back

        3:35 **dont tell anyone**

        • Kicky Nick
          Kicky Nick  1 weeks back

          He has 3 hands 1:bongo 2:camera 3:playing the bingo

          • Cthu Lutech
            Cthu Lutech  1 weeks back

            The last place I heard the phrase "good journey" was in the 1980s He-Man movie. Hmmmmm.

            • Charlie Fox
              Charlie Fox  1 weeks back

              What does the little bit of foil provide to the transcendental granola at 2:38?

              • The Purple Diamonds
                The Purple Diamonds  1 weeks back

                I used ground salt and the granola called me a negative Nancy

                • The Bagel Butt
                  The Bagel Butt  1 weeks back

                  Instructions unclear, my granola is running around with a chainsaw.

                  • Anti Dote
                    Anti Dote  1 weeks back

                    Maan you made me really want that. I will ask my friend and see if he has any. Hey Rick, hey Rick! Pass me some more eucalyptus Rick.

                    • spooder man
                      spooder man  2 weeks back

                      Also I used a purple bandana and my granola started playing the saxophone

                      • SeaLife_Lover122 Ocean exporer

                        This is absolutely hilarious I practice most these things and the way you displayed it is beautiful 😂

                        • Politerudeboi
                          Politerudeboi  2 weeks back

                          done shrooms i see

                          • SuperHamSniper
                            SuperHamSniper  2 weeks back

                            ik this is a joke and all but its kind of calming or mabey im just happier because i hawent eaten for most of yeasterday and not at all today until now

                            • spooder man
                              spooder man  2 weeks back

                              Ysac: says power stone
                              Thanos: *heavy breathing*

                              • maxsight
                                maxsight  2 weeks back

                                *Roommate enters kitchen*

                                *roommate leaves kitchen in silence*

                                • Celestial Angel
                                  Celestial Angel  4 weeks back

                                  2:07 you're squatting like true slav!?

                                  • Flipflopz Threeonethree

                                    This has the same energy as that Gayle episode where she made granola lol

                                    • Majken Eriksson
                                      Majken Eriksson  1 months back

                                      If I have any Swedes out there or just people who know Swedish, please turn on Swedish subtitles, they are hillarious.

                                      • Marco Darian
                                        Marco Darian  1 months back

                                        Are you how to basic's brother?

                                        • Kingdom Rush Enthusiast
                                          Kingdom Rush Enthusiast  1 months back

                                          'crush your nuts with love'
                                          that's what i tell myself before i fall asleep each night

                                          • bigboi25 87
                                            bigboi25 87  1 months back

                                            Never crush your nuts with anger

                                            • pakki
                                              pakki  1 months back

                                              ....that actually looks delicious

                                              • Philip Colends
                                                Philip Colends  1 months back

                                                When an anti vaxxer cooks

                                                • Catalaxy 04
                                                  Catalaxy 04  1 months back

                                                  And. This. Is. Why. I. Love. You.

                                                  • Galaxy Watcher
                                                    Galaxy Watcher  1 months back


                                                    • Icaro Oliveira
                                                      Icaro Oliveira  1 months back

                                                      its not a lemurian crystal, its a a calcite

                                                      • ali eissa
                                                        ali eissa  1 months back

                                                        this video sounds like an mlm

                                                        • Ma Praen Pelmeene
                                                          Ma Praen Pelmeene  1 months back


                                                          • Riki Stefanus
                                                            Riki Stefanus  2 months back

                                                            sponsored by:
                                                            new age movement

                                                            • A Google User
                                                              A Google User  2 months back

                                                              Illuminati confirmed!

                                                              • Naila Hendriana
                                                                Naila Hendriana  2 months back

                                                                This dude is such a hippie

                                                                • Magnolia Hage
                                                                  Magnolia Hage  2 months back

                                                                  why was i recommended this. i love it.

                                                                  • killjazz23 Driscoll
                                                                    killjazz23 Driscoll  3 months back

                                                                    no not bongos use congos

                                                                    • Joseph Stalin
                                                                      Joseph Stalin  3 months back

                                                                      Will a red bandana work too?

                                                                      • Queen Alice
                                                                        Queen Alice  3 months back

                                                                        But.. im allergic to blueberries (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

                                                                        • TheMilitantHorse
                                                                          TheMilitantHorse  3 months back

                                                                          Dammit. Forgot the Shaman to chant over my granola, now it's haunted. Evil spirits keeping me healthy.

                                                                          • DDLC MC
                                                                            DDLC MC  3 months back

                                                                            How to basic helped out in this video.

                                                                            • cozy cas
                                                                              cozy cas  3 months back

                                                                              Please vaccinate your granola also

                                                                              • T_ miche_
                                                                                T_ miche_  3 months back

                                                                                im allergic to no granola for me

                                                                                • Xlavabolt
                                                                                  Xlavabolt  3 months back

                                                                                  I crush my nuts with love everyday

                                                                                  • Riley Kipp
                                                                                    Riley Kipp  4 months back

                                                                                    2:39 theres tin foil in the bowl

                                                                                    • Sarah Reiser
                                                                                      Sarah Reiser  4 months back

                                                                                      This vid was my first time watching this channel

                                                                                      • tiberius staicu
                                                                                        tiberius staicu  4 months back

                                                                                        when the grape drying procces was happening , the grapes transformed into a mummy and stole all the toilet paper .

                                                                                        • Aarav Panchal
                                                                                          Aarav Panchal  4 months back

                                                                                          Forgot to grow out hair.... ended up selling my soul to the devil

                                                                                          • Crock Adile
                                                                                            Crock Adile  4 months back

                                                                                            Bob Ross as a chef

                                                                                            • Samiya Jama
                                                                                              Samiya Jama  4 months back

                                                                                              You know he all ways says you suck at cooking but not to him self

                                                                                              • I QUIT
                                                                                                I QUIT  4 months back

                                                                                                This is the “Crystal heals” antivaxx mom

                                                                                                • Daddy Kris
                                                                                                  Daddy Kris  4 months back

                                                                                                  MY GRANOLA WILL DO MORE TO CURE PEOPLE FROM DISEASES THAN VACCINES WILL EVER DO! NOT THAT THEY DO MUCH ANYWAYS!