Transcendental Granola - You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

  • Published: 12 July 2016
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    Granola. It's delicious.

    Take 3 cups of oats.
    Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like.
    Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together.
    With a teaspoon of vanilla extract.
    And a teaspoon of sea salt.
    Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir.
    Then do that again after another ten minutes or so.
    Keep an eye on it! When it's cooked to an amount you think is good take it out.
    It will get crispier as it cools down.
    Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing.
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Comments • 2 417

  • Travis Retriever
    Travis Retriever  6 days back

    Anyone else get good AMSR tingles form this? UwU

    • Ghastly
      Ghastly  2 weeks back

      "We only crush our nuts with love"
      This guy predicted the cbt meme in 2016

      • Erol Kartal
        Erol Kartal  4 weeks back

        "I'm a better meditater" hahahahaha

        • i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! i!i!
          i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! i!i!  1 months back

          We only crush our nuts with love

          • Morgana Bourggraff
            Morgana Bourggraff  1 months back

            I feel so attacked and I"m loving it.

            • Watermelon The Rainwing
              Watermelon The Rainwing  1 months back

              I don’t have a bongo. Is there another instrument that would work?

              • Ivan Ooze
                Ivan Ooze  1 months back

                Wait when do I add my chakra powder?

                • katherine mcilwain
                  katherine mcilwain  1 months back

                  Wet myself laughing. You just earned bad karma, but I forgive you.

                  • J H
                    J H  1 months back

                    I cry laughed through this whole video. Good journey 🖐🏼🤚🏼

                    • kokonator the 4
                      kokonator the 4  1 months back

             allergic to oats

                      • Louis Confait
                        Louis Confait  2 months back

                        If an oven is an onion, why isn’t an onion an oven...

                        • Pixie Rush
                          Pixie Rush  2 months back

                          Also the eucalyptus is
                          🌟*P O I S O N* 🌸

                          • Illusive[Brick]
                            Illusive[Brick]  2 months back

                            Jesus Christ my mom is one of these ladies

                            • Lyn
                              Lyn  2 months back

                              I have a question.... Were you actually completely naked in the first scene? XD

                              • Cora M
                                Cora M  2 months back

                                I need help. I was cooking this and my family walked in. I fear they gave their negative vibes to the granola. Is that possible? If it is, what sort of cleansing ritual do I need to preform before I eat the granola in order to ensure that my soul is not harmed by this?

                                • Henry Maguire
                                  Henry Maguire  2 months back

                                  Good journey!

                                  • Mia Genevieve Lefebvre
                                    Mia Genevieve Lefebvre  2 months back

                                    i swear i saw a piece of foil in the bowl

                                    • Eduardo Acevedo
                                      Eduardo Acevedo  2 months back

                                      Omg this granola lined my chakras, your amazing

                                      • BHARGAV KUNIKI
                                        BHARGAV KUNIKI  2 months back

                                        This man is a religion

                                        • Yater Potater
                                          Yater Potater  2 months back

                                          Hipsters are nodding

                                          • ThE ALL Se3iNg Ey3
                                            ThE ALL Se3iNg Ey3  2 months back

                                            Ahh yes,I've finally found enlightenment

                                            • Webs SOTE
                                              Webs SOTE  3 months back

                                     tastes pretty good, but unfortunately it just turns you purple like an eggplant after a while

                                              • Mandy
                                                Mandy  3 months back

                                                This was very calming

                                                • Artorias
                                                  Artorias  3 months back

                                                  Gypsy granola.

                                                  • OZZY
                                                    OZZY  3 months back


                                                    • T SexyRexy
                                                      T SexyRexy  3 months back

                                                      I don't recommend crushing your nuts under any mental state.

                                                      • Maxwell
                                                        Maxwell  4 months back

                                                        I just went from guacamole to this...what a difference in tone

                                                        • Elias Senegal
                                                          Elias Senegal  4 months back

                                                          Also the eucalyptus is poisonous ☠️ lol you said they right at the end after you poisoned some dumb child

                                                          • Bristi Majumdar
                                                            Bristi Majumdar  4 months back

                                                            2:51 : Wants to infuse positive energy into granola
                                                            Makes the illuminati sign.

                                                            • Arturs Vertijs
                                                              Arturs Vertijs  4 months back

                                                              Anti vax mothers cooking be like

                                                              • Cid Redwood
                                                                Cid Redwood  4 months back

                                                                "We only crush our nuts with love."

                                                                • Iajdixkensk Jsnaiqkanzjakakprprfn

                                                                  Despite the fact he Is obiviously joking, I still actually wanna punch him in the face.

                                                                  • kono dio da
                                                                    kono dio da  4 months back

                                                                    Venues and CANCER

                                                                    • Lee Gou
                                                                      Lee Gou  4 months back

                                                                      I only had a red bandanna, and my pecans turned into Brazilian nuts.

                                                                      • Carit World
                                                                        Carit World  4 months back

                                                                        I USED GROUND SALT AND SOME DEMONIC SPIRITS ARE HERE PLEASE HEL

                                                                        • Alia Davenport
                                                                          Alia Davenport  4 months back

                                                                          You know what's fucked up? I can't tell if he's taking the piss or not. I think he is but I honestly can't say for sure.

                                                                          • Rebecca K
                                                                            Rebecca K  4 months back

                                                                            I didn't crush the nuts, so the nuts crushed me

                                                                            • Just Plain Weird
                                                                              Just Plain Weird  4 months back

                                                                              "We only crush our nuts with love"

                                                                              • D.W
                                                                                D.W  4 months back

                                                                                Good journey.

                                                                                • Brandon Singer
                                                                                  Brandon Singer  5 months back

                                                                                  Are you Howtobasic?

                                                                                  • Darren .p
                                                                                    Darren .p  5 months back

                                                                                    I made sure that all my ingredients had no vaccines and it made them more pure 😌

                                                                                    • animal lover
                                                                                      animal lover  5 months back

                                                                                      3:35 **dont tell anyone**

                                                                                      • Kicky Nick
                                                                                        Kicky Nick  5 months back

                                                                                        He has 3 hands 1:bongo 2:camera 3:playing the bingo

                                                                                        • Trash
                                                                                          Trash  5 months back

                                                                                          He probably has a tripod

                                                                                      • Cthu Lutech
                                                                                        Cthu Lutech  5 months back

                                                                                        The last place I heard the phrase "good journey" was in the 1980s He-Man movie. Hmmmmm.

                                                                                        • Charlie Fox
                                                                                          Charlie Fox  5 months back

                                                                                          What does the little bit of foil provide to the transcendental granola at 2:38?

                                                                                          • Raynebow Phire
                                                                                            Raynebow Phire  5 months back

                                                                                            I used ground salt and the granola called me a negative Nancy

                                                                                            • Bug Boyo
                                                                                              Bug Boyo  5 months back

                                                                                              Instructions unclear, my granola is running around with a chainsaw.

                                                                                              • Anti Dote
                                                                                                Anti Dote  5 months back

                                                                                                Maan you made me really want that. I will ask my friend and see if he has any. Hey Rick, hey Rick! Pass me some more eucalyptus Rick.