Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

  • Published: 15 November 2017
  • Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
    Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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    To make the pie:
    Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
    Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
    But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
    Add two eggs
    Add 3/4 cup of sugar
    Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
    2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
    (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
    Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
    Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
    Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
    Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
    Reduce it to 350.
    Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
    Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
    Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.
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Comments • 2 610

  • MegaWolf XXX
    MegaWolf XXX  1 days back

    The sound that he made to call the pumpkin got me crying🤣🤣

    • M M
      M M  2 days back

      If you don’t volcano whip cream your pumpkin pie, you ain’t doing it right.

      • CanadianMaple Munoz
        CanadianMaple Munoz  1 weeks back

        You are da *T R U E P U M P K I N M A S T E R A N D W H I S P E R E R.*

        • commander sus Gunner
          commander sus Gunner  1 weeks back


          • Brian Taddeo
            Brian Taddeo  2 weeks back

            You sound hella canadian

            • Alice Devilsdaughter
              Alice Devilsdaughter  2 weeks back

              All the spices combined: i am just as good as you are!
              Pumpkin spice: oh you haven't heard?

              • Gachakat 101
                Gachakat 101  2 weeks back

                Has anyone actually trying to do this

                • Lilly Knutsen
                  Lilly Knutsen  2 weeks back

                  Pimblokto’s bro

                  • Ayano Aishi fan
                    Ayano Aishi fan  2 weeks back

                    I love your intro you suck at cooking yea you tollily suck i am suck at cooking

                    • SlayPlenty
                      SlayPlenty  3 weeks back

                      so how'd u do the dough

                      • Jack o'Lantern
                        Jack o'Lantern  3 weeks back

                        Waiting to watch this on Halloween. I think it will be a totally accurate and useful recipe to follow. Just gotta find black whipped creme to make a jack o'lantern pie...

                        • herpson derps
                          herpson derps  3 weeks back

                          Where's the dogs?

                          • Allie
                            Allie  3 weeks back

                            I liked the anarchist lmao

                            • Student Audrey Garcia
                              Student Audrey Garcia  3 weeks back

                              The pumpkin will come to you if you say *kskskskksksksks*

                              • FXLINGO
                                FXLINGO  4 weeks back

                                only goblins are goblins

                                • bees
                                  bees  4 weeks back

                                  Song at 3:25 ? 😂

                                  • animal lover
                                    animal lover  4 weeks back

                                    3:23 ⭕️🅰️

                                    • The Fire King
                                      The Fire King  4 weeks back

                                      Why...why did you blur a loaf of bread?

                                      • Zmvnc n24
                                        Zmvnc n24  4 weeks back


                                        • T SexyRexy
                                          T SexyRexy  1 months back

                                          Fun fact: Pumpkin pie is a custard pie.

                                          • candyman
                                            candyman  1 months back

                                            medium length cardboard tueube

                                            • allsad Dude
                                              allsad Dude  1 months back

                                              2:55 why’d you blur it

                                              • pure objective glacial
                                                pure objective glacial  1 months back

                                                where have you been all my life

                                                • Atomicwinter 31
                                                  Atomicwinter 31  1 months back

                                                  Ragamuffin? More like ragapumpkin hehehehhee

                                                  • Charlie Fox
                                                    Charlie Fox  1 months back

                                                    Can you please explain "lowering the temperature to 350"? This is an unfamiliar term.

                                                    • Charlie Fox
                                                      Charlie Fox  4 weeks back

                                                      @TFW Thanks I understand now.

                                                    • TFW
                                                      TFW  4 weeks back

                                                      Undos on 3 fundo

                                                  • Pewdie cookie
                                                    Pewdie cookie  1 months back

                                                    I am sooo into that rock music, also ysac pls tell me how to reverse my baby pumpkins into big wild papa pumpkin

                                                    • babablap
                                                      babablap  1 months back

                                                      why are the knives censored at 2:54?

                                                      • Okasih
                                                        Okasih  1 months back

                                                        Pornography isn't allowed on YouTube.

                                                    • Emil Scale Modelling
                                                      Emil Scale Modelling  1 months back

                                                      Imagine the little kids trying to make this and then complain that there bread doesn't become a crust or that a pumpkin doesn't contain a can 👌

                                                      • SnicklesTV- Pickles and Snickers

                                                        Mom theres a man in the woods taking close ups of a dead leaf...

                                                        • Octopus Hands
                                                          Octopus Hands  2 months back

                                                          I came here for the "oveo on 4hundo"

                                                          • LaToya Hawkins
                                                            LaToya Hawkins  2 months back

                                                            White suger is sweeter 🤔🤔🤔🤔noooooo

                                                            • Yves Torquest
                                                              Yves Torquest  2 months back

                                                              Life must be so hard for soy-boys like you when everyone else sucks right?

                                                              • S.A.M official
                                                                S.A.M official  2 months back

                                                                Love the intro

                                                                • Queen Joy
                                                                  Queen Joy  2 months back

                                                                  Can I get that song on my playlist

                                                                  • RedChiliPepper
                                                                    RedChiliPepper  2 months back

                                                                    Youre good at editing
                                                                    Yea you totally good

                                                                    • LK Cierra
                                                                      LK Cierra  2 months back

                                                                      So I tried to go hunting for pumpkins but I kept getting zucchini :/ Can anyone tell me what I can do to get the Halloween squashes instead of the My Mom Doesnt Eat Carbs So This Is My Pasta Squash?? I've been using a biodegradable tube, should I use the plastic ones?

                                                                      • CoffeeBean2
                                                                        CoffeeBean2  2 months back

                                                                        instructions unclear my son went to go get the pumpkin but he used the wrong instrument and the pumpkins thought of it as a threat and they beat my son into a bloody pulp. he was only 9 years old.

                                                                        • Crappy Potato
                                                                          Crappy Potato  2 months back

                                                                          Song starts at 3:23

                                                                          • Kaidan Godfrey
                                                                            Kaidan Godfrey  2 months back

                                                                            Undo on 420fundo

                                                                            • Asha Marion
                                                                              Asha Marion  2 months back

                                                                              Pro fake whipped cream

                                                                              • JoshMtz 04
                                                                                JoshMtz 04  2 months back

                                                                                Im getting papa franku vibes

                                                                                • Kishan B
                                                                                  Kishan B  2 months back

                                                                                  Wow, pumpkins are rarer than diamonds... How did you find them?

                                                                                  • Starboard Lines
                                                                                    Starboard Lines  2 months back

                                                                                    “Eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts”

                                                                                    *uses canned pumpkin*

                                                                                    • Ass Ass
                                                                                      Ass Ass  2 months back

                                                                                      2:40 420

                                                                                      • Adrian Mojica
                                                                                        Adrian Mojica  2 months back

                                                                                        is no one else gonna comment on how badass that ending was?

                                                                                        • Hilda carrasco
                                                                                          Hilda carrasco  2 months back

                                                                                          Lmao "the stupid"

                                                                                          • S4icidal Sh33p
                                                                                            S4icidal Sh33p  2 months back

                                                                                            Just like my mom does it ;D

                                                                                            • CTF10
                                                                                              CTF10  2 months back

                                                                                              I tried the very first step all that came my way was judgement idk why though