Green Beer (You Suck at Cooking) Episode 87

  • Published: 17 March 2019
    The first step to making green beer is to add a few drops of food coloring, then add beer. When selecting a glass to drink it out of, make sure it's transparent, that way you are able to see the green part of the beer not only from the top or from within the stomach, but also from the side while drinking beer.

    While pouring the beer, making sure not to pour it from a great height. This will decrease the amount of bubbles that end up in the beer when you are drinking it, and therefor the the enjoyment. If you were aware of the lengths that the manufacturers went to in order to get bubbles inside of that beer in the first place, you wouldn't even drink it at all.

    While drinking the beer, make sure you don't allow the beer to come into contact with anything that could get stained, such as your clothes, dog, or mouth. If you swallow quickly enough you can keep your mouth from turning green permanently.

    If you dislike drinking beverages that are colored green but want to get into the festive spirit, simply tape green construction paper around your drinking vessel, and dye your beer purple instead.
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Comments • 2 097

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   5 months back

    Tweet the Beer
    Facebook the Beer:

    • Theo ro
      Theo ro  2 months back

      You Suck At Cooking instructions unclear,I made triple distilled red mead

    • Cup o' Joe
      Cup o' Joe  3 months back

      Miss you 😎

    • bob bob
      bob bob  5 months back

      Fuck i just peed a little

    • Emerald_ Wolf
      Emerald_ Wolf  5 months back

      You Suck At Cooking Can you make a video next week

    • Aashutosh Bhatt
      Aashutosh Bhatt  5 months back

      Man! are you sure you aren’t Casually Explained??

  • Dillon Emerson
    Dillon Emerson  2 days back

    cant tell if the photoshop is good or bad and its stressing me out

    • M M
      M M  3 days back

      I knew what was coming and still laughed extremely hard.

      • william badovinac
        william badovinac  3 weeks back

        When YSAC productions chant "you suck at cooking..." is they singing about me? Us? Ladybugs? Green beer drinkers are simply because they trust anything served on freezer paper with potatoes, boiled beef and sticky gravy garnished with clover derivatives.

        • Yummy Plushies
          Yummy Plushies  3 weeks back

          that ladybug is a drunk Irishman crawling home after going to the pub

          • Coconut Jam
            Coconut Jam  4 weeks back

            Lmao i didnt expect food colouring and beer i thought it will be beer and food colouring

            • Tadami
              Tadami  4 weeks back

              The outro is back!

              • Amin Farshi
                Amin Farshi  4 weeks back

                Imagine a video narrated by this guy with music composed by Bill wurts designed by Jack stauber and written by don't hug me I'm scared... I just want that video

                • Jaden Allbert
                  Jaden Allbert  1 months back

                  Someone make a new version with the script in the description

                  • Agnes Sterner Allén
                    Agnes Sterner Allén  1 months back

                    I always do this for Halloween and call it a witch's brew

                    • Nabanda
                      Nabanda  1 months back

                      thATS IT

                      • Enrique Rodriguez G
                        Enrique Rodriguez G  1 months back

                        That was so short! Omg

                        • TheDudePersonGuy
                          TheDudePersonGuy  1 months back

                          Tá tú ag tarraing ag cócaireacht yeah tú tarraing go hiomlán!

                          • ForeverInADay
                            ForeverInADay  2 months back

                            oh i love your voice so much. it’s so calming

                            • unknown gamer
                              unknown gamer  2 months back

                              This is truly the most complex recipe ever made


                              • moniprom
                                moniprom  2 months back

                                Guys can you say "ehhuuwuaa" all at once...

                                • greenbeesangtae
                                  greenbeesangtae  2 months back

                                  Dude I notice your hands here looked softer than they are on your previous videos. What is the secret?

                                  • IΠFIΠITY
                                    IΠFIΠITY  2 months back

                                    Nice recipe

                                    • KumPupp
                                      KumPupp  2 months back

                                      True story of beer

                                      • Georgie Mckenzie
                                        Georgie Mckenzie  2 months back

                                        Okay so for a second i genuinely thought that he had made a mini hat for the ladybug.

                                        • Viki L
                                          Viki L  2 months back

                                          The history of St Patrick you just narrated is extremely accurate

                                        • SpottyMime
                                          SpottyMime  2 months back

                                          It was saint Patrick's day when I traveled to canada/new York and I came out of hotel room to see a whole family partying and the next day they were all sleeping in the main room drunk lmao

                                          • cHeESe!!
                                            cHeESe!!  3 weeks back

                                            SpottyMime that is weird...tbh I doubt they were Irish!!

                                        • SpicyCake
                                          SpicyCake  2 months back

                                          This was st. Patrick day not april fools

                                          • Bo Webber ~ The Original Web-Head

                                            I'd like to see more blood transfusion recipes.

                                            • Gart Mcart
                                              Gart Mcart  2 months back

                                              0:21 I am laughing so hard and I don't know why

                                              • KrispyCream -
                                                KrispyCream -  2 months back


                                                • Dead Gorgon
                                                  Dead Gorgon  2 months back

                                                  Can we have him.have his own cooking show? Pls?

                                                  • mlg wolves
                                                    mlg wolves  2 months back

                                                    Favorite episode

                                                    • _Skittles _
                                                      _Skittles _  3 months back

                                                      You suck at drawing too

                                                      Lol jk

                                                      • Nicola Cavallini
                                                        Nicola Cavallini  3 months back

                                                        That outro with the wonderful GarageBand piano loops 😂😂😂

                                                        • ct -5555
                                                          ct -5555  3 months back

                                                          Bean dip

                                                          • Carne Lobo
                                                            Carne Lobo  3 months back

                                                            I'm concerned with how similar now that I think about it Sam O'Nella and YSAC sound, that skit at the beginning really made me hear it hard since it was weirdly reminiscient of Sam.

                                                            • aiden foster
                                                              aiden foster  3 months back

                                                              A long time ago, way back in history,
                                                              when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
                                                              Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
                                                              and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

                                                              He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
                                                              and to his praises we shall always sing.
                                                              Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
                                                              Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
                                                              tiddly beer beer beer.

                                                              The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
                                                              one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
                                                              so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
                                                              for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

                                                              He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
                                                              and to his praises we shall always sing.
                                                              Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
                                                              Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
                                                              tiddly beer beer beer.

                                                              A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
                                                              the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
                                                              40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
                                                              Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

                                                              He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
                                                              and to his praises we shall always sing.
                                                              Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
                                                              Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
                                                              tiddly beer beer beer.

                                                              The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

                                                              • cHeESe!!
                                                                cHeESe!!  3 weeks back

                                                                aiden foster Go raibh míle maith agat, Charlie Mops!! Ach ní maith liom beer!!

                                                            • Interwebs User
                                                              Interwebs User  3 months back

                                                              Did Sam O' Nella sponsor this

                                                              • Kat Arena
                                                                Kat Arena  3 months back

                                                                Definitely better than buzzfeed.

                                                                • Paul Menden
                                                                  Paul Menden  3 months back

                                                                  Please don't pour your beer like that. It's hard to watch for my Bavarian eyes...

                                                                  • Ozan Özdemir
                                                                    Ozan Özdemir  3 months back

                                                                    You are great man

                                                                    • Rock Keeper’s Pet Rock Adoption Center

                                                                      The ladybug with the hat is so gosh dang adorable!

                                                                      • 陳佳音
                                                                        陳佳音  3 months back

                                                                        "and people were like 'eh fehmenhehuh'" 0:21

                                                                        • Bob Johnson
                                                                          Bob Johnson  3 months back


                                                                          • Puppeteers/GTA 5 Roleplays

                                                                            This was the hardest one yet

                                                                            • Alyssa Sinlong
                                                                              Alyssa Sinlong  3 months back

                                                                              Omg I literally like think this is my favorite video

                                                                              • Cutie Cat5
                                                                                Cutie Cat5  3 months back

                                                                                St. Patricks day is my cat’s birthday

                                                                                • neavehwhat
                                                                                  neavehwhat  3 months back

                                                                                  i just realized you posted this video. it never showed up in my subscription box :(

                                                                                  • Jt Ts
                                                                                    Jt Ts  4 months back

                                                                                    This is too complicated

                                                                                    • Mason 214
                                                                                      Mason 214  4 months back

                                                                                      What dont you understand?? After the part were you get blood

                                                                                      • Alexzander Kay
                                                                                        Alexzander Kay  4 months back

                                                                                        I must suck at cooking if I had to watch this video.

                                                                                        • Nonno
                                                                                          Nonno  4 months back

                                                                                          Il tuo italiano 😍